Your dream weapon?

If Rovio implemented that, you know it would be with some kind of invalidating condition. Maybe it sets the acquired weapon to level 11, so it's not powerful enough to use but you also can't use it as evolution fodder. Maybe it always grabs the lowest-rarity weapon, so every ship with 3+ slots starts carrying a Common. Maybe they put an extra slot on every ship specifically for the Harpoon, and everyone loads it with some lvl 11 Lube just to troll. Maybe you can't use it as a dupe or scrap it, and all you can do is use it for free for one match before it "breaks". Maybe it specifically can't grab Legendaries or Epics, no matter what, so it becomes pointless in every level of play (useless in low level since there's nothing but garbage everywhere, mostly useless at mid level since you need to bring an empty slot and only Shooters can spare that).

 

In rf online was playing a dementer
His power : become red and explode for damage around him(damage=the dementer hp points) , and stay with 1hp,5mn cooldown
It was really funny. But not sure that is possible/interesting in 5vs5