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Time to get punny

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by Agile Vanguard, 20 Nov 2018.

  1. Agile Vanguard

    Agile Vanguard Well-Known Member

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    I'm gonna buzzkill you all and blastian you out of the bay. You'll know I'm the king when I sinklair all your ships. Are you mortimered yet? If not, I'll brock your socks off. You must be Bhurt from all these crazy burnices. I hope you are felixing ok. Isak I have won. Better go swiftly.
     
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  2. Nikkie!

    Nikkie! Well-Known Member

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    How do you know I’m wearing socks! :eek:
     
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  3. Agile Vanguard

    Agile Vanguard Well-Known Member

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    Beat that @Redneck Messiah :D:p:cool:
     
  4. SeaNavy

    SeaNavy Well-Known Member

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    We must all cleanse ourselves of these terrible puns! Or aura we still going?
     
  5. Redneck Messiah

    Redneck Messiah Well-Known Member

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    You have summoned the legendary grandmaster of puns from his eternal slumber... now face your nightmare! You really sure you want this? I've been away evolving my puns, ya see... Best get out before I sink your dreams of pun glory. I'm way out of your league, challenger. Which implies you're a challenge, so nevermind. This might be a bit of a crude awakening, but puns just aren't on your talent tree. Even a defense wall can't shield you from my jokes. If I were you, I would stop trying now, because if this continues, you will suffer TOTAL DESTRUCTION.
     
  6. Redneck Messiah

    Redneck Messiah Well-Known Member

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    A TDM Shooter drives into a capture zone. An enemy Speeder is capturing, and tells the shooter to get out. The Shooter asks why he needs to leave, and the Speeder says "No unaccompanied miners."
     
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