This is what RAILGUN in High level feels like

When your dead watching your teammate in a last stand 1v1 with the unfriend and your teammate makes the victory strike

 

Only a few will understand this...
Or if you don't, ask me for the backstory! XD
@behumble @Shadow Moon! @Babablacksheep @The Otherguy @Ultrah

 

I was expecting a turd joke but whatever. Are u trying to get rid of the turd that u ate.

 

That's gross, dude. And no, this has nothing to do with potty humor.

 

So here's the "Uerguy brushing his teeth" joke backstory:
I was playing custom battles with players on the chillzone chat (I think it was with babablacksheep, Shadow moon, TurtleFloaties, behumble [I think], and a few others who I can't remember at the moment.), and for the first few matches, my team lost. Since it was almost my bedtime, I told everyone to wait because I was going to brush my teeth. After about 5 minutes, and to everyone's relief, I finally resumed playing. During the match that followed, I was freaking destroying everyone with my double swift torp + sniper combo on an enforcer. When the match was over, I returned to the chillzone chat, just to see everyone saying stuff like "freaking Sewerguy" or "Uerguy never runs out of torps!". But the one that stood out the most was USS Cancer's comment, he said: " We only won because Uerguy brushed his teeth!" And we all died from laughter. And I added: " First I brush my teeth, then I shoot my Uer lasers." Good times... good times...

[Edit]: So I found the screenshot of the chat, and realized that TurtleFloaties was on the enemy team, and that USS Cancer was the one who said "we only won because Uerguy brushed his teeth". So here are the screenshots. Enjoy!

 

They actually waited for u to brush ur teeth.
Also docters say taht it is not good to brush for more than 3 minutes

 

So yeah kids, moral of the story is: brushing my teeth makes me go Uberguy

 

I flossed and took a whizz as well, which is why I took so long

 

From now on I will brush my teeth before a match. TOOTH BRUSHING FOR THE WIN!!!

 

Spread the good word, my child... Go!

 

What it’s like to buy stuff in BB
When mikka had that post that the old guild exploiters used to say: that was intended

 

This is exactly why I thought u were like 50 years old, no one goes around saying "so yeah kids", Well teachers might say it.

 

So yeah kids, nobody says so yeah kids, so yeah kids.

Spoiler: So yeah kids

So yeah kids

 

I'm funny that way, ok? Besides, I'm not a kid anymore. You kid...

 

(You are in a 1v1; both of you have low health.) You shoot your cannon at the enemy and it is JUST about to hit when his explosive cannon/big torpedo hits a distance away and the splash damage SOMEHOW KILLS YOU a millisecond before the cannon hit him

 

did you try building up speed for 10 hours?
and lets talk about parallel universes.
(does anyone else get this meme?)

 

shoutouts to simpleflips

 

When you’re in charge of healing a Friend in a 2v1 but he dies and now you’re up against the Defender with two ECs and a Flare Gun.

 

When an infamy tanker complains about matchmaking
Dodging cannon shots into a mine

 

Can anyone relate to this?