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This is what RAILGUN in High level feels like

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by Charlotte Douche, 10 May 2017.

  1. Blood Raven

    Blood Raven Well-Known Member

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    When your dead watching your teammate in a last stand 1v1 with the unfriend and your teammate makes the victory strike
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  2. Uerguy

    Uerguy Well-Known Member

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  3. Da Carronade King

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  4. Uerguy

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    That's gross, dude. And no, this has nothing to do with potty humor.
     
  5. Uerguy

    Uerguy Well-Known Member

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    So here's the "Uerguy brushing his teeth" joke backstory:
    I was playing custom battles with players on the chillzone chat (I think it was with babablacksheep, Shadow moon, TurtleFloaties, behumble [I think], and a few others who I can't remember at the moment.), and for the first few matches, my team lost. Since it was almost my bedtime, I told everyone to wait because I was going to brush my teeth. After about 5 minutes, and to everyone's relief, I finally resumed playing. During the match that followed, I was freaking destroying everyone with my double swift torp + sniper combo on an enforcer. When the match was over, I returned to the chillzone chat, just to see everyone saying stuff like "freaking Sewerguy" or "Uerguy never runs out of torps!". But the one that stood out the most was USS Cancer's comment, he said: " We only won because Uerguy brushed his teeth!" And we all died from laughter. And I added: " First I brush my teeth, then I shoot my Uer lasers." Good times... good times...

    [Edit]: So I found the screenshot of the chat, and realized that TurtleFloaties was on the enemy team, and that USS Cancer was the one who said "we only won because Uerguy brushed his teeth". So here are the screenshots. Enjoy! :D
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  6. Da Carronade King

    Da Carronade King Well-Known Member

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    They actually waited for u to brush ur teeth.
    Also docters say taht it is not good to brush for more than 3 minutes
     
  7. Uerguy

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    So yeah kids, moral of the story is: brushing my teeth makes me go Uberguy
     
  8. Uerguy

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    I flossed and took a whizz as well, which is why I took so long
     
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  9. SupremeCalamitas

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    From now on I will brush my teeth before a match. TOOTH BRUSHING FOR THE WIN!!!
     
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  10. Uerguy

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    Spread the good word, my child... Go! :D
     
  11. a_creeper_won

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    What it’s like to buy stuff in BB 0510A335-A96C-499F-A647-3406B4EB3ACE.gif
    When mikka had that post that the old guild exploiters used to say: that was intended D7F1BC0B-BBE9-4EA2-A22A-B2A1DE071A19.jpeg
     
  12. Da Carronade King

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    This is exactly why I thought u were like 50 years old, no one goes around saying "so yeah kids", Well teachers might say it.
     
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    So yeah kids, nobody says so yeah kids, so yeah kids.
    So yeah kids
     
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    I'm funny that way, ok? Besides, I'm not a kid anymore. You kid...
     
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    (You are in a 1v1; both of you have low health.) You shoot your cannon at the enemy and it is JUST about to hit when his explosive cannon/big torpedo hits a distance away and the splash damage SOMEHOW KILLS YOU a millisecond before the cannon hit him
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    did you try building up speed for 10 hours?
    and lets talk about parallel universes.
    (does anyone else get this meme?)
     
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    shoutouts to simpleflips
     
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    When you’re in charge of healing a Friend in a 2v1 but he dies and now you’re up against the Defender with two ECs and a Flare Gun.

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  19. a_creeper_won

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    When an infamy tanker complains about matchmaking E139B18A-688D-46F2-98DA-02B0A2DC27E3.jpeg
    Dodging cannon shots into a mine 27A6D2A2-B439-4A89-B983-19471A9AAB4A.gif
     
  20. Mad_Bulls_007

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    Can anyone relate to this?:p Screenshot_20180206-113704_01.jpg
     

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