Social Utopia a crybaby prayer

Fixers should be Speeders!!!!111
Because they are in the top players list!!

 

I want to be able to go over those little wavecovered walls!

 

And I want a stun that Stops them and stuns them and recharges my weapons instantly!

 

All I want is to get infamy even when I lose.

 

You do get infamy. You get negative infamy.

 

I want a free mk5!

 

Lol this is relevant again

 

I want to be carried to nightmare league

 

I just want every matchmaking to favor me

 

I want ships to die automatically when I say 'attack xyz'.

 

via Imgflip Meme Generator

 

I wanna set of toypedoes for my setup, not real torpedoes, no, no, I want those plastic little pool toys that only go 30 feet.... I would be so op if I got my hands on one! SO MUCH DAMAGE!!!

 

Yeah, nerf torpedoes to that degree, and make it so that any cannon shot to the fixer's life preserver base pops it, sends it whizzing all over the place (while playing a deflating balloon sound) before it immediately sinks to the bottom of the bay.
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As you can see, @behumble , your post triggered me... a lot.
(° _° ) <-- Does this look like the face of mercy?!

 

Holy Smokes!
That literally scared the living turd outta me!

 

I taste some salt

 

Haha!! see u got it thats exactly what fixers need to be a balanced ship ^-^
Dont get mad, get glad

 

I know it is a fun thread. Rovio are doing their job with game balance but I guess it cannot happen in 1 day. At the end this is a question of priorities and I believe that match making should be the top one. I really enjoy the game when we have a good and fair fight on both side win or loose.

 

A lot of people play it thanx to quest.

 

All I want is that my speeder should be invisible
So that I can kill my enemy in peace.