Reasons fixers can't heal you

Have a look at the image

 

Haha, having a good day?

Think 'Spite' is about the right %. Have 1 player that I flat out refuse to heal.

'Where the fuck are you even?' could be larger

 

I cant stop laughing looking at the image

 

haha , lol

 

This chart is so accurate!

 

Selfish?

 

"I use duct tapes..."

 

looool.

Spite is hard to find. I had a Fixer who cursed me (and blocked me!) after a battle for letting him alone but 2 or 3 days later dedicated his heals on me coz I was the strongest of the team . No revengeful feelings on the bay

 

Haha! I get those thoughts too!

“Sorry, I can’t make my bolt jump over the guy in front of you!”

“Why’d you stop moving? Now I can’t heal you because you’re dead!”

“IF I heal you, will you promise to be more careful next time?”

“YOU MUST LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEE!”

 

I love when people are at long distance, shout "help!" and then go back and forth like crazy so a bolt is guaranteed to miss

I do occasionally stop healing someone but it's not really "spite". It's more like "OK this person is obviously suicidal, I'm not putting myself in danger and wasting heals on him/her"

 

Been there. I just can't stop dancing

 

On behalf of the few triple tape fixers: go "fix" yourself! Whole chart. Sincerely, just fixed

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

Me too! That was hilarious

 

ROFL this is the most accurate diagram of "why didn't I heal you?" but I would add a part for "you went suicide mode"

 

Or "stop dodging my repair bolts"

 

Not to mention "fu**ing stop and turn back to pick up 10repair boxes right behind you already stop fu**ing rushing to die"

 

Exactly

 

And thank you for that. As one of those "suicidal" speeders I'm thrilled to death that you don't follow me to your doom or waste bolts firing at a dodging target across the map. If I'm on the other side of the map and I need healing then it's my job to get to you. I call for help on the way in just as a "heads up" so the fixer can prioritize his healing queue.

I was just going to add that there's nothing I hate more than seeing those green bolts zip past me and thinking, "Dude, you're chances of landing that were like 0.02%" But then I also realized once in a blue moon I've played with a fixer who did land those bolts and I was in awe. A rare few handle those slow speed bolts as if they were sniper cannons. But if you can't do it, then don't waste 'em.