GET ON MY LEVEL

I’m so good I can go to anyone’s “New Weapon!” Thread and say

I already made that thread GET HARPO’d!

#GetOnMyLevel

 

Man this thread was a success!!!

 

I’m the best torp shooter ever. I know how to thread the needle with my torp right in between an entire enemy team.

“LOOK AT THAT MARKSMENSHIP!”

#GetOnMyLevel

 

unless you are the selfish fixer and you wreck him

 

Or you have a faithful enfo by your side and he chases 'em away

 

I’m so good that I’ve been hit by 1000000 big torps in 10 seconds and survived! *passes out after drinking 12 bottles of wine*

 

only BIG? I got hit by GIGANTIC torpedoes and even more times than a million! #drunkfight

 

Oh yeah? I’ve gotten hit by WUMBO SIZED torps. So there. I win. *passes out again*

 

I got hit by Nuclear Torpedo and it barely tickled.
#GetOnMyDrinkingLevel
(No, I don't drink. That would be illegal for me.)

 

Lol me too

 

Oh yeah I gut hiit by a nuclearbarbariangigundainsanlybig torpedo 100000000000 times and it di- *Rams into a pole and gets knocked out.*
#GetOnMyDrinkingLevel
(Yes I do drink vodka but not beer, and not enough to get drunk.)

 

OK you guys won
I'm not drinking IRL either

 

I’d be in prison by now if I drank alcohol.

 

I'm so good that I only have to maintain order on dropdead to level up

JOB LEFT DUE TO CENSORSHIP MAKING EVEN DROPDEAD PEACEFUL. WENT TO TRY FORTNITE.

Welp guess I have to battle and train to gain EXP.

#goplayfortnite

 

Why is fortnite so popular?

 

Because it's fun. Duh. Though I have bruised my leg from raging. Don't ask.

#gooutsideandplayFORTNITE

 

What
Also, I got 2nd place 3 times and never got first.

 

I’m so good, I combined 10 leg reds to get........

a standard mortar

#getonmylevel #fml

 

If I got ANY mortar I would straight up DIE. I'm a speeder main, damnit, mortars are useless on speeder, unless you're not gonna use speeder like you should be.

 

LOL on enforcer mortar is a great third weapon