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Chuck Norris is so tough........

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by YerJokinArnYer, 21 Sep 2018.

  1. CHUCK NORRIS

    CHUCK NORRIS Member

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    Napalm is the best way to dry off FYI
     
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  2. VincentP

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    Chuck Norris the battle bay player just made a boo boo in the most stupid way ever. So no, no chance this thread´s bout him.
     
  3. benguin8

    benguin8 Well-Known Member

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    When Chuck Norris plays as a fixer, he always gets 3 stars.
     
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  4. VincentP

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    He´d better quit shooter then.
     
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  5. Rogue Blueberry

    Rogue Blueberry Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris is so fast, he surrounded all 5 unfriends by himself and sunk them all. Then the battle started.
     
  6. This Is Me

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    Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number
    You pick up the wrong phone.
    :p
     
  7. Agile Vanguard

    Agile Vanguard Well-Known Member

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    Lmao
     
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  8. Agile Vanguard

    Agile Vanguard Well-Known Member

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  9. This Is Me

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    No one can ever attack Chuck Norris
    His enemy isn't nearly foolish to attack him.
    :p
     
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  10. This Is Me

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    Chuck Norris doesn't lose the battle
    He allows you to win!
    :p
     
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  11. This Is Me

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    I thought about another while reading Harry Potter and the Order Of The Phoenix.
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    Voldemort came across Chuck Norris once
    He is now known to the Magical World by another name:
    Harry Potter.
    :D
     
  12. ●H€ll-Blad€●

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    This is the best thread ihv seen in forum after a while
     
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  13. ●H€ll-Blad€●

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    I learnt about Battlebay...........
    ......by Norrising it.
     
  14. Rogue Blueberry

    Rogue Blueberry Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris doesn't have a Tesla bolt, but he still stuns everyone.
     
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  15. Redneck Messiah

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    Chuck Norris killed 5 level 50 defenders with one Gatling gun. Then he loaded his second clip.
     
  16. Redneck Messiah

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    Chuck Norris set a record for most healing points in one game... with one common repair box launcher.
     
  17. Redneck Messiah

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    Chuck Norris killed a speeder from the opposite end of Dropdead Gorge... with a carronade.
     
  18. Redneck Messiah

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    Chuck Norris once stood in the middle of a ballpark mortar and didn't get hit.
     
  19. Uerguy

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  20. What's Up Player

    What's Up Player Well-Known Member

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    Haha with their prediction system you don't need to be Chuck Norris to achieve that :D:D
     
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