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Yup. I'm one of those Aussies. We've been warned a few times in global to not be "derogatory" towards other players... I think because the Devs are Finnish that maybe they don't realise we're just being shit stirring bastards and are actually getting along really well, lol

 

Maybe just a lost in translation scenario but I've learnt when shits real n when its just derogatory love the banter with you sun kissed freaks

 

Crikey mate! We're a bunch of piss drinkin' bogons who live out beyond the black stump and like to go walkabout. As long as you avoid the drop bears and hoop snakes, she'll be apples now throw another snag on the barbie and we'll get shit faced together, ya flamin galah

 

Amen

 

Google translate ain't helping with that statement... but hell yeh let's do that (whatever that is)

 

Lol. That's a we're just a group of people who like to have a bit of a drink and live in the middle of nowhere. So let's put another sausage on the grill and share a drink or two. With friends. Lol

 

And the drop bears and hoop snakes are some of our friendly local wildlife that tend to eat the tourists

 

Yep I got to that summery in the end however kinda wondered... you guys drink the piss by the pint or sneaky shots of it in between pintsof beer??

 

A little of both. Mostly we are known for drinking beer by the slab (a box of 24 cans or bottles) but I'm more a whiskey and bourbon man myself.
Piss = alcohol of any description

 

From the sounds of it, you must be a member of the barmy army (a Pom)... Am I correct?

 

You are correct. Bonjour
Little disappointed you don't actually drink piss tho

 

Hahahaha were a bunch of hard arses, but I believe we call it drinking piss, coz beer can taste like drinking a bottle of stale cats piss..

 

Yep we got fosters so I know where you comin from lol

 

Yeah.. we Aussies don't drink that stuff... We export it everywhere else, spouting that it's the best we have, lol

 

Take my hat off to the man that coined that phrase...and the cat that managed to piss in a bottle!! Boredom creates crazy what ifs

 

And see this here? This banter and fun? This is what global COULD be... What global WAS before the global spammers ruined it...

 

A bunch of us would spend 3 or 4 HOURS just bantering like this, and wouldn't even battle coz we were having so much fun

 

I second that, crazy bit is we'll probably be banned from posting on this thread as it's off topic?!?!