Battle Bay Praying Circle

I got a legendary blast. Why RNGesus, why can't you give me a weapon that I dont use normally?

 

lol, again?
I was stuck with my rare lvl 10 turbo because I recieved only rudders, gear lubes and bandages for long time
and I also had "awesome" streaks of like 8 rare and 3 epic frost blasters...

 

Thank you RNGesus for giving me plenty of rare perks which I could scrap without looking -its just given me enough gold to upgrade to Mk6

 

nope, had 9/10 red leggy parts so I farmed 350 coins to get another leggy piece, it was red
combined them and got item that I really wanted-blast cannon!
thank you RNGesus! everyone pray to RNGesus and you will feel it's powerfull blessing

 

That was my first leg from pieces too, congrats!

 

Standard Mortar should get 2 different super OP legendary perks just to be useable

 

Dear RNGsus i'm not so greedy as my fellows over here, so I expect my plea to be heard. I need the legendary Strike Grenade Perk, I want it so bad. I will make a good use of it. You won't regret giving me one

 

Are you worthy?

 

RNGeezus,

I only get to open one Epic item per week, and while I'm sure you find it very humorous to continue to present to me the most useless items in the bay, wouldn't you find it more fulfilling to give me something that I can actually use? That Standard Mortar today was not funny. That Frost Blaster last week? Not funny either. The two Legendary Mortar Perks? I had no need for one, much less two. You know what I need... but I have a feeling your plans are to let me look like a fool in an MK7 Shooter in a few weeks with only a couple of T4 Epics available to equip. Ha. Ha. Very funny.

 

RNGeezus: "I see what you mean! Have a std cannon"

JK good luck getting epic dupes

 

Oh man do you know RNGeezus well!

Get this: I'm dying for a T5E weapon as a Shooter, and I need an Epic Canon. I've sworn off Epic Containers because after opening 6 of them I only wound up with a single keeper Epic item. 60 Chests!!

So this time I saved up 3000 pearls, waited for the deal for 1 of 4 RNG Epic Canons. The deal comes through last week. An ExC would give me a T5. A BC gives me a T4. 50/50 Shot right? I'd even be ok with a Sniper... build that out some day. 75% chance of success, so last week I opened it up and got .... drum roll.... an Epic Standard Canon.

3000 pearls, wasted, just like the Containers. FML

 

Rip
I’ve never bought those offers before, not worth the risk.
I’m trying to find dupes too (although I can’t exactly afford leveling up once I get them)

 

Oh I am. I get to sacrifice a high amount of fixers in the name of RNGsus. Only RNGsus can save us, healing is a blasphemy

 

Indeed

 

What is the alternative? We have the following choices:

1) Buy Epic Containers
2) Buy 3000 Pearl 1 of 4 deals
3) Spend massive cash on single copies of items
4) Grind and rely on RNGeezus

My track record: #1-Fail, #2-Fail, #3-NO, #4-Fail

 

Dear RNGesus,

I would like to thank you for all the items I’ve ever gotten from you, regardless of whether I use them.

The rudders and gear lubes helped grow my epic item parts to the massive pile it is now.

All the green items have served me similarly, and also gave me an extra piece.

And, of course, I would like to thank you for the epic and rare blast cannons, turbos, Tesla shields, and nitros.

 

Thank you RNGeezus for finally giving me the Epic BC copy I've been waiting for since 2017. Is it too much to ask for 2 more so I can T5 it?

 

Probably

 

oh RNGesus you must love me!
yesterday (scrapping rares amd epics)

and also 3 or more legendary power cells

 

RNGesus puuuiiez another tesla shield puueeez mine break even if wind blows past it pretty please just 1 Tesla Shield a 2 slot yellow item that is not frost launcher ok?