Battle Bay Praying Circle

Dear RNGesus
If you would be able to give me a rare sniper or turbo, that’d be great. Amen.

 

He is RNGesus not a miracle worker. XD jk Good luck!

 

Dear Rng...
Can you stop being a little sheet and give me a single dupe of anything in this pic? I don't want another epic big Berta, you dense *rude word*.


Also, give me a legendary gear lube or rudder. I DARE YA. I DOUBLE DARE YA.
FITE ME!!

 

Flare RNGesus Flare not explosive. That litttle red weapon single slot.

 

Oh great and powerful RNGesus! It has been one month since I was harshly punished with Epic Rudder. But I have returned to seek your blessing...


Please have mercy on me, and give me a Turbo this time, or at least a Big Shield (just please! No more Rudders and Gearlubes).

I promise to sacrifice many noobs in 1v1 in your honour.

 

Hell yes!

Another little step closer to Nightmare! Praise RNGesus!

 

Not nearly high enough! This is actually my first duplicate for Epic Big Shield, but at least it progressing.

 

I pray for another epic EX cannon, more rare overboost ( for MK5. Be prepared.) and MORE NITROS!!!!!!!. Don't forget the turbo. I'll have the overboost, nitros, and turbos, cooked rare please, with a side of blast cannon, also cooked rare

 

Dear RNGesus, about a week ago I bought a premium chest. I was exited because I might get a duplicate item. But when I opened it, I got a rare gear lube. Can that never happen again?
Amen.

 

Oh, RNGeezus why hast thou forsaken me... again?

Legendary #1: Standard Mortar. I was looking forward to anything but the most under-powered weapon in the game... even Tri torps would have been a huge upgrade!!
Legendary #2: Big Shield. Anything but this is useful... Rudder, Lube... anything! My only T5 Epic in this game is Big Shield, and there isn't a boat that can equip 2 Big Shields.

 

dear RNGesus
can you give me some uncommon, rare and especially epic tapes? I thank you whenever I get anything I want but I don't need rare repair bolts, pulses and boxes anymore and only green item I want is tape
my t2 uncommon tape is too weak to heal me effectively but t3 might do the job or maybe if you were so kind and you gave me epic one so I could replace the uncommom tape with it
can you also give me some normal quests? almost everytime I replace stupid quest, for example kill three people with fire bomb, you give me protector quest, you trying to tell me that you don't like selfish fixers or you are just have that kinky senso of humor?
also thanks for the leggy blue part you gave me for scrapping my lvl8 epic fire bomb

 

RNGesus, please give me 6 more red leggy parts and 9 more yellow and 8 blue leggy pieces and that I get a good legendary when I finally do combine.

Rovimen

 

Dear RNGesus,
I pray that all the seal clubbers, ptw and purpose floaters are cursed with having all their piece combinations being a weapon that is very bad or they don't use.

Amen. (Or should I say ROVIMEN)

 

The more likes your comment has the more chance of it being answered. I pray that all my prayers are liked 100 times.

 

Can i join?
I pray that everybody gets their leggy weps fast and their epic to lvl 50!
Edit: Thank u RNGesus for giving me a T5 Rare Blast and a T2 Epic Flare Gun!

 

i need a swift torp epic too lmao

 

RNGesus - really? 10 leg red combine = standard mortar? I must be being punished for some bad sh*t
Can you please consider sending me an epic ec or carro (or 3) to make up for that colossal let down....or leg ec when I’ve saved enough for a combine in about 3 months!