Battle Bay "Life Hacks"

Many YouTube channels and social media accounts have gained "fame" from posting "life hacks" which tend to either be overcomplicated solutions to simple problems, or create more problems than they solve. Here are a few pearls of "wisdom" for the Bay... feel free to "help" the community by adding your own!

Want base defense back, but agree that it needs to be balanced? Bring it back, but make it so that it resists both damage AND healing. Balanced! Take that, defenders!

One of the best long range shooters, but melee speeders or interceptors shred you? Replace 3-4 of your long range weapons with carronades! Now those pesky speeders can't touch you, and you can go back to sniping!

Main the repair box launcher, but your teammates run to capture zone or enemy territory and are never in driving distance of your boxes? At the start of each game, run straight into the enemy spawn and scatter as many boxes as you can before you die. Your teammates will thank you for leaving them helpful heals before you left!

Hey melee speeders! I know you guys love double-nading people, but what you lack is a good way to showboat! Replace one of your carronades with le jingle bells... Boom! The perfect taunt, and only half your offensive power is gone!

More to come...

 

Want a friend to fleet with, but you have no friends??? Have no fear, Redneck Messiah: Troll Edition is here!
All you need to do is buy a second phone/tablet and install Battle Bay to create an alt account. Friend your alt, fleet up, and join a game! Now your alt can float uselessly at spawn and act supportive while you get outnumbered and lose! Now you can fleet with your bro anytime! Have fun!
For the billionaires in the room: Spend a lot more money on a second head and two more arms so you can control both accounts at once and dominate with your perfect teamwork and coordination!

 

Do you desperately need pearls? There's no need to spend money — claw them out of random pieces of jewelry!