"Balanced"gameplay/everyday life with noob suffering

Rovio...look...we all know yiu eere busy with adding new content and taking care for the pros...but cmon we can deal with some changes...but the noobs dont have the power!ok tell me..is it fair and balanced 2 mk2 users and 3 mk4 users to fight wgainst 2 mk2 ships,1mk4 ship and 2 mk5 ships?fair?k tested myself agains an entire team of 2 mk4,1 mk3 and 2 mk2 users,and im mk5 ship...and won...u can see the power of mk5 is far stronger than an mk2 user!!!PLZ FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FIX THE NOOB MACHMAKING!

 

1. (...) has nothing to do in written language apart from indicating that you have editing out a portion of a quotation.
2. New sentences starts with a capital letter, i.e. F.
3. *you
4. Taking care *of (it refers to people)
5. *come on
6. I’ll pretend noobs is an actual word and let it slide.
7. You dont end a sentence with an exclamation mark and then start the next one without inserting a space (and using a capital letter).
8. *Ok, tell me
9. Is it fair and balanced *for
10. *against
11. Writing ?fair?k should be an instant forum ban. Too much wrong here for me to bother.
12. Not wgainst, not agains... *against
13. My compliments for using a comma, remember to insert a space before you continue writing though.
14. I’m
14. Again wrongful use of (,,,). *I’m a mk5 ship and won.
15. *U
16. Using more than one exclamation mark in a row is never correct.
17 *Please
18. *for
19. *the
20. *love
21. *of
22. *god
23. *fix
24. *the
25. *noob. And if we accept noob as an actual word, then you are using it wrong. The matchmaking is neither new or inexperienced.
26. *matchmaking
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What pissed me off about your horrendous writing, is that you clearly speak a resonable level of English. The dogshit level of writing has nothing to do English not being your native language, its just you being a lazy (insert 4letter word beginning with C that I get banned for using).

For the love of god, Rovio have some respect for your forums integrity and remove this nonsense.

 

I agree. Insofar as I've seen the new player experience is the worst part of Battle Bay... BY FAR. If I were the game lead you can bet that's where my team's resources would be going unless there was some business driver I can't see from here that is somehow even more urgent.

 

Well sorry for having way 2 big fingers and too tiny phone...i dont have money to afford a tablet,and my pc is broken 2...so?

 

Whomstd'v








Improvise,adapt,expand ur brain meme lol

 

I say that balancing must do this depending on the power of the boat.

 

So u tell me i the defender with ton of epic shield perks to fight against mk6 shooters?and im lvl 32...against lvl 40...u r joking right?

 

The lvl 32 can be more powerful than the lvl 40 it depends the lvl of are equipement.

 

Well lvl 40 user prob has minimum of t2 or t3 epoc item...and a t5 or t4 cannon or most annoying,big torpedo

If they r enforser?yes but not defender like me(becoz rovio hated defenders for no reason at all)

 

I am a MK2 Speeder on my mini account, who just faced a MK7 DEFENDER and three MK6 Shooters on the other team, whilst our team had two MK1's!!!!!

 

I can just imagine u on a Samsung Galaxy S!!!

PS. look at the size!! LMAO

Samsung Galaxy S


Codename Galaxysmtd
Manufacturer Samsung Electronics
Series Samsung Galaxy
Model i9000
Compatible networks Dual band CDMA2000/EV-DO Rev. A 800 and 1,900 MHz;
WiMAX 2.5 to 2.7 GHz;
802.16e 2.5G(GSM/GPRS/EDGE): 850, 900, 1,700, 1,800, 1,900, and 2,100 MHz;
3G (HSDPA 7.2 Mbit/s, HSUPA5.76 Mbit/s): 900, 1,900, and 2,100 MHz;
TD-SCDMA (China Mobile Only)
First released 4 June 2010; 7 years ago
Units sold 24 million (as of 14 January 2013)[1]
Predecessor Samsung Galaxy
Successor Samsung Galaxy S II
Related Samsung Galaxy Player
Nexus S
Type Smartphone
Form factor Slate (most versions)
Slider (Sprint version)
Dimensions 122.4 mm (4.82 in) H
64.2 mm (2.53 in) W
9.9–14 mm (0.39–0.55 in) D
Weight 118–155 g (4.2–5.5 oz)
Operating system Android 2.3.6 "Gingerbread"with TouchWiz UI 3.0/4.0
System on chip Samsung Exynos 3
(previously known as S5PC110, Hummingbird, Exynos 3110)
CPU 1 GHz single-core (ARM Cortex A8)
GPU 200 MHz PowerVR SGX 540
Memory 1GB RAM
Storage 2-16 GB NAND flash (varies by model)
Removable storage microSD (up to 64 GB)
Battery Removable Li-po 1500 mAh
Talk time: 2G, 803 min.; 3G, 393 min.
Standby time: 2G, 75 hr; 3G, 57 hr.
Data inputs Multi-touch capacitive touchscreen display, Ambient light sensor, microphone, 3-axis Magnetometer (Compass), aGPS, 3-axis accelerometer, stereo FM radio with RDS and Swype, physical QWERTY keyboard (on Sprint version only)
Display 4.0 in (100 mm) Super AMOLED with RBGB-Matrix (Pentile)
480x800 px WVGA (233 ppi)
External display TV out via headphone jack and mDNIe via WiFi (HD)
Rear camera 5 MP with auto focus; 720p HD video (12 Mb/s); auto-focus; self-shot, action, panorama, smile shot; face detection; anti-shake; add me
Front camera VGA camera (some models)
Sound SoundAlive, 16 kHz 64kbit/s mono in HD video recording
Connectivity 3.5 mm TRRS; Wi-Fi 802.11b/g/n; DLNA; Bluetooth 3.0; micro-USB 2.0; FM radio with RDS with recording
Other TV out, integrated messaging Social Hub, Google Play, GALAXY Apps, A-GPS, Augmented reality with Layar Reality Browser, video messaging, Exchange ActiveSync (offline and no SIM Mode), voice command, RSS reader, Widgets, Smart security[2]
SAR Head: 0.325 W/kg 1 g
Body: 0.422 W/kg 1 g
Hotspot: -[3]

 

Don't know why but I laughed my ass off reading this

 

So u tell me bazicly that i must type with a toothpick XD