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SwimmingWithTheFishes: a guild by yours truly, the turdman himself, SEWERGUY! *cue false enthusiasm*

Discussion in 'Guild Recruitment' started by Uerguy, 18 Apr 2018.

  1. Uerguy

    Uerguy Well-Known Member

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    So, any of you peeps wanna join my guild? I have almost nothing to offer, (well, except guild rewards, but that doesn't matter) and my EXCELLENT* sense of humor!!! So, what do ya say, guys?!



    *Warning: Uerguy's jokes may cause diarrhea, vomiting, diabetes, shivering, constipation, and imminent deth by extreme cringe. Proceed at your own risk, for we are not responsible for any casualties or property damage that occur throughout your stay in this guild. You must be 2500 infamy or older to join Uerguy's guild.
     
  2. Rainbow Warrior

    Rainbow Warrior Well-Known Member

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    That was hilarious!
     
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  3. Uerguy

    Uerguy Well-Known Member

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    Are you actually laughing, or just forcing air through your nose?
     
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  4. Rainbow Warrior

    Rainbow Warrior Well-Known Member

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    Laughing, it was really hilarious
     
  5. Capitan Defender

    Capitan Defender Well-Known Member

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    So basicly u say join me,and in de same time dont join me...PICK 1!
     
  6. Uerguy

    Uerguy Well-Known Member

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    Well, I'm saying, "join me!" But I like to keep things humorous.
     
  7. ENDSHI

    ENDSHI New Member

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    Hi, I want to join.
    Shooter mk6 8186 points
    2378 infamy, record 3192. I'm a very good player.
     
  8. Uerguy

    Uerguy Well-Known Member

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    You're hired! Please note: I just made it a few days ago, so I'm the only one there.
     
  9. Uerguy

    Uerguy Well-Known Member

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    *Gathers a band of cockroaches while waiting for new recruits*
    WxRaK.gif
     
  10. Uerguy

    Uerguy Well-Known Member

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    Update: 23 spaces remaining, if you wanna join, do it now! If not, well...
    I will invade your dreams until you do.
     
  11. The Otherguy

    The Otherguy Well-Known Member

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    I only sleep 1/2 hour per night, so gl. :p


    #DepresionJokesYall #Jk


    Love the guild name btw
     
  12. GingerXP

    GingerXP New Member

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    would you by chance be interested in merging guilds
    we need more players hard to fight full guilds with only 15 though 40+ quests i think is pretty damn good if you ask me
     
  13. HomeWrecker64

    HomeWrecker64 New Member

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    What’s the name of your guild?
     
  14. Uerguy

    Uerguy Well-Known Member

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    SwimmingWithTheFishes

    It's in the title, dood.
     
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