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Redneck Messiah

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matchmaking still sucks 29 Mar 2019

Redneck Messiah was last seen:: 23 Jan 2022

1. Micro
  Oooh i love your friends they reply A Lot. Btw nice shotgun
  
  22 Apr 2019
  1. Agile Vanguard likes this.
  2. Nikkie!
    Who are his friends?
    
    And oooohhh, that weird brown thingy is a shotgun XD
    Never knew that lol
    
    22 Apr 2019
    
    Agile Vanguard, TheAntiSnipe and Nicolas like this.
  3. Micro
    Haha lol
    
    23 Apr 2019
2. Redneck Messiah
  matchmaking still sucks
  
  29 Mar 2019
  1. Nikkie! and HAPPY SITHSHA like this.
3. Redneck Messiah
  So me nephew just tanked me 200 infamy... last time I volunteer to watch the little bugger for a day.
  
  19 Feb 2019
  1. Ultrah, Agile Vanguard and Nikkie! like this.
  2. Redneck Messiah
    Wish me luck climbing back through the sea of suiciders and mortar spam, everyone... cheers. @TheAntiSnipe, mind cleaning my glasses for good luck? ;)
    
    19 Feb 2019
    
    Nikkie! likes this.
4. Redneck Messiah
  Yes Mister Defender, you can totally use a BIG BERTA to kill a TRUE SPEEDFORCER directly UNDER THE BRIDGE on Dropdead Gorge. Idiot.
  
  31 Jan 2019
  1. Nikkie! likes this.
5. Redneck Messiah
  I'm going back to regularly playing ranked. *brushes dust off of tesla bolt* Controller/assassin speeder ftw
  
  29 Jan 2019
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6. Redneck Messiah
  Spending most of my talent training time post-4.2 in an attempt to restore my firebomb to its former glory.
  
  23 Jan 2019
7. Redneck Messiah
  ROviO PleASe AdD a STAndARD Big tRIpLe ExplOSIVE caNNoN LaunCHEr
  
  13 Jan 2019
  1. Nikkie! and Agile Vanguard like this.
8. Redneck Messiah
  @Flint and @Nikkie!, you guys can have your stroopwafels... we of Polish descent have placek.
  
  4 Jan 2019
  1. Nikkie! likes this.
9. Redneck Messiah
  Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is the single best thing humanity has created. Fight me.
  
  1 Jan 2019
10. Redneck Messiah
  THEY FIXED THE EVENT BOXES! THEY FIXED THE EVENT BOXES!
  
  1 Jan 2019
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11. Redneck Messiah
  Nothing to say here, just don't want my status to say it's my birthday after my birthday.
  
  31 Dec 2018
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12. Redneck Messiah
  Happy Birthday to me! Oh, look! Rovio gave me common power cells! How THOUGHTFUL! Now I'll just go sit and cry over my unevolved epic RG.
  
  30 Dec 2018
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13. Redneck Messiah
  So Rovio is so idea-starved that the REPAIR PULSE gets an event. If it's this hard for you to find TDM ideas, do CTF (or something original)
  
  27 Dec 2018
14. Redneck Messiah
  Yay! Jingle Bells! What a cute, derpy gift! *gets quest to do 9000 damage with Jingle Bells for 100k gold* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
  
  24 Dec 2018
  2. Redneck Messiah
    Also, why did they choose TODAY to hand out gifts? Today's calendar used to say a rare red piece... i wanted that (jk)
    
    24 Dec 2018
15. Redneck Messiah
  This event is about napalm... yet hardly anyone seems to be using it. WE WANT ORIGINALITY, ROVIO!
  
  22 Dec 2018
16. Redneck Messiah
  Look, guys! Redneck Messiah made a status update that isn't griping about events! See ya when the next event starts, folks...
  
  19 Dec 2018
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17. Redneck Messiah
  So some wise guy at Rovio decided to give @Sewah his own event. I want an event.
  
  18 Dec 2018
  1. HAPPY SITHSHA and Nikkie! like this.
18. Redneck Messiah
  BPM Event? Who frickin cares? *examines own preferred long range shooter loadout* Nvm
  
  16 Dec 2018
19. Redneck Messiah
  With the teal update now behind him, the Bay's resident update critic will now hibernate for a few weeks until his services are needed.
  
  5 Dec 2018
  1. Rogue Blueberry likes this.
20. Redneck Messiah
  Event Modes: Because mine spam wasn't bad enough in ranked.
  
  29 Nov 2018
  1. HAPPY SITHSHA and Rogue Blueberry like this.
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