Random Babble

The forum is pretty empty right now. I think everyone is going nuts on the new map. Since I'm slacking off at work, I'll just babble about different stuff.

I like the new map, it kinda looks like a pumpkin if your tilt your head to the left a little bit.

Everyone should root for the Dodgers to win the World Series. The last time they won was before I was born.

I added a player as a friend to politely advise him not to team with an MK1 with a 200 infamy score, when he is MK4 with an 1100 infamy score. He messaged back, 'zip it you wh ore'

I had tofu tacos for lunch today. They were pretty good. (I'm vegan).

I've always wondered on the Chill Zone why teams go straight through that narrow pathway then make a dead stop midway, start getting hammered with mortars, but still sit around in there instead of pushing through.

Does the guy that sits in the cubicle next to me think that just because his farts are silent, that no one around him can smell them?

I have an Epic Rudder and a Gear Lube. I don't think I will ever use them, but I'm afraid to scarp them since they could become useful someday, maybe, right?

My cat brings me presents sometimes. Its always nice to have a dead mouse delivered to your kitchen.

Its not nice for Speeders to sneak up behind Fixers and blast us with Big Torpedoes. We just want to heal our friends in peace.

I'm dressing as Tracer for Halloween (check out Overwatch, if you don't know). I'm a dork.

I've been practicing with Speeder again on my 'baby' account. Its not looking good. I keep Nitro'ing into mines and torpedo fire. How do players avoid all of that, when you can't see that stuff because of the waves anyway?

Ok, that's all for now. Back to work. Have a nice day/afternoon/evening/night, wherever you are.

 

Good babble chap, funny read, enjoy the rest of your day.

 

I'm so sorry, that should have been a chapess... That will teach me not to look at player info and just assume, please accept my humble apology.

 

Good for you @Cyn, everyone needs a place to vent.
Uerguy and I have

Spoiler

https://forum.battlebay.net/threads/the_otherguys-random-thoughts.12390/

, so you (and maybe some-one else), can use this.
(And if this gets full, its back to this.

Spoiler

https://forum.battlebay.net/threads/ignore-this.7331/

 

I saw your thread, but it seemed like it was an exclusive 'clique', so I was afraid to post there.

 

More random babble

When its down to 3 vs 3, and you're on the short end of a 1 vs 3, why do your teammates sit off at a distance and do nothing to help you, then come out and get destroyed after you've been picked off?

When you're driving down the highway, why do slower cars feel the need to lane change in front of you when they could have stayed in their lane and kept driving their same speed?

The solo artists that run off on the side of the map all by themselves, then get hammered by enemies. Instead of retreating back and getting fixed, why do they sit back there and spam for help when the fixer can't make it over there in time?

The Dodgers are down three games to two. That just makes me sad.

Railgun or Explosive Cannon? What is your choice and why?

Dogs love their people, and won't leave them alone. Cats kinda tolerate having people show them attention. Why is that?

Hey Shooter! Why would you hide behind a Fixer? You're supposed to be the fighter. The fixer is supposed to patch you up. Go out and fight. Don't hide and use a Fixer as your shield.

We work five days and get two days off. Why can't we balance it out a littler more? I think we should work four days and get three days off.

When I nail that bully with my Tesla bolt to get away, why would you shoot at him before I can get away?

I spent a year overseas going to school at Cambridge. After meeting all of the Chelsea, Manchester United, and Liverpool fans; I joined the Man U bandwagon. Their fans are a better looking bunch of guys.

Enough for now. Time to get ready for work.

 

It is.
I would have recommended you start this thread if you had posted on mine.

 

Cats and dogs were domesticated differently. Dogs from wolves we domesticated and fed to keep other wolves away from our sheep. Cats found us, because our grain houses attracted vermin, and thus attracted cats who removed them and their diseases, so we kept them around.

 

Hmm. Is that reverse psychology to trick me into posting there?

 

No.

 

that’s my absolute favorite thing to do on the bay

 

Ikr, make then destroy there own team.

 

Fire assistance :- Explosive; otherwise railgun. However real potential of railgun is after Tier 3 Rare and once you train BUZZ to lvl 16. Frustrating weapon in beginning, will miss lot. Once you get used to it, quite good. And if you are fixer, explosive definitely. I would recommend railgun only if you plan on using shooter

 

This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian

 

I've actually seen a low lvl fixer using a t2 rare really effectively...

 

LOL as fixers are the weakest ships interms of weapons( until mk6 )they are always targetted first.

 

You mean SHOULD always...