The worst of you

I think we all know that one player that just really, really sucks. Everytime that retarded noob is on your team, you already know you lost. Everytime when he is on the enemy team, you already know you won...

But imagine you are the very first player to die in a match because you just got killed by that noob... That just happened to me... Not proud of it

Out of all the people I could lose a match against, I lost a match against the worst player of all time.

 

I play speeder. One particular game, I was the last ship left, in a 1v1 fight with a lone defender. He'd lost about half his hp; I was almost dead... but it was fine: I can run away and still get a draw, there is no chance of him catching me, not enough time left to capture. So with my whole team watching, I throw up my shield, and overboost straight into a wall...

Needless to say, we didn't get a draw, and no one friended me after the game.

 

I freak out, get excited, and rush the enemy. Guns blazing. It's like a bull in a hand grenade shop. Doesn't happen every time, but just enough. I even did it when I mained fixer. Very bad.

 

Ah, the impatient player, I guess we have all done that at some point.

 

As a speeder I bait people like you, I'll pick you off with a shot make you get tunnel vision chasing me trying to hit me until you realize I dragged you out of formation and into firing range of my fleet

 

Thought I'd share this, as it was quite strange. Even though I actually played my ass off during the game... another missed opportunity to draw.

I got left in a 2v1 during this game, but I was pretty good for hp, so I thought I'd try to pull a draw out of it. I focused on the lower mk ship (Rollydu... who unfortunatly turned out to be rocking double shields). I took a lot of damage but eventually managed to seperate the two ships by kiting them around a rock. I got Rollydu down to so little health, I couldn't believe he was still alive, but I was also just one hit away from death... I managed to shake off the mk4 (who was now sailing the wrong way around the rock. It was so intense waiting for my gun to cycle, knowing that the next hit wins! (Or in my case draws). The cycle completed, I hit fire, but it was a fraction of a second too late, my ship blew up.

It wasn't until a couple of games later, I noticed I'd picked up an achievement: "Death from beyond". If you look closely at the game, the kills don't tally (on either side). I'm not entirely sure how that happens, but it seems we must have blown each other up at exactly the same time.

I must have been nanoseconds away from killing him first, and speeding off for the draw. But instead I got my usual -23

 

sigh...

I'm in battle, learning the Enforcer, I fight my way out of a 3v1 battle using stun and that glorious turret. Fixer, sunk. Speeder, sunk. Shooter is left with 31 hit-points, stunned, he's running and my rare t4 cannon is cooled down, I rotate around to give chase and move ahead,

DIRECTLY INTO A FREAKING MINE! Defeat.

 

The opposite happened to me today. My whole team died and left a 2600 hp shooter alive against me, a 900 hp speeder with no bandage. They had died cus I was busy stacking 4 mines in the same exact spot. The shooter comes around the corner and fires a shot at me. I pretend the mines are enemies by going around them then nitroing off. He runs into all of them (which looked like 1 mine). That guy probably thought my tier 1 rare mine deals 2600 dmg

 

We all know that quest to win 3 battles right? It took me over 25 battles untill I finally completed that quest