TuitionTime with AsianMan

lol this is really off-topic but plz dont close this thread :|
as a yr 11 doing tough subjects i regret doing now, i know how hard academics can be so if you have any questions at all regarding school work and stuff like that feel free to post them here ill do my best to help also other smart brainies can halp yee
im doing some higher-level maths right now along with physics so i can help in some of those areas
i know how tough english is (or maybe its my school teacher who is strict as) but ill try
no guarantee dont get mad if my brain cells are insufficient to assist you lol

 

oops i get a lot of you here on the forums are already past your schooling days...
:|

 

You are kinda late.

 

Hi I'm Tasmania Jones your new Australian Maths Methods tutor. I'm here to chew bubblegum and dive into dangerous dungeons to retrieve priceless gems before it fills up with poisonous gas. Sometimes I build bridges in mountains Minecraft style with some sh!tty combination of square root, cubic and exponential functions let kids figure out gradient of my bridge using differentials and other sh!t in Maths paper 1 while my stupid cousin Victoria Jones sells my priceless treasures in a stupid ass linear profit/loss equation so that students can actually get some marks and not stab their eyes out in the middle of the examination.

BTW, I'm all out of bubblegum.

 

nice story
but seriously, im here to help if anyone needs it