My Experience With the Guardian (Redneck Reviews Part III)

Up on the chopping block today

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poi the Guardian and a literal boatload of teal items. As a few of you who read the hype threads know, I've been eagerly awaiting this update. Spending most of my gold, sugar, and gray parts to acquire a Guardian and one of each new item, plus some levels for each, I plunged keel-first into TDM. Firstly, the ship itself. The Guardian is a fine piece of work. The engine sound effect, though trivial, is VERY satisfying. I also find that it looks a bit like a beluga whale, although I doubt anyone cares.The slots feel fitting for the ship and its intended playstyle, and allow for customization. I went with a basic cannon paired with a flare or sniper to keep my DPS up. As for blue slots, I used a big shield, small shield, and turbo, though once I'm healthier I could reasonably swap the weaker shield for a bandage. As for teal items, I highly recommend that all Guardians carry at least one Cleanse Pulse. The other items can be whatever you choose, though I am a firm believer in the Great Wall of Defense.

 

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