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Dumb ways to die Battle bay version

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by Agile Vanguard, 11 May 2018.

  1. Agile Vanguard

    Agile Vanguard Well-Known Member

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    Dumb ways to die Battle bay version!

    #1 Stay in a shipwreck until you die
     
  2. TheFixer27

    TheFixer27 Well-Known Member

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    Would be cool If someone make a dumb ways to die BB version with a compilation of dumb ways to die clips and the music added :p
     
  3. HARPO!

    HARPO! Well-Known Member

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    A video you want?
     
  4. TheFixer27

    TheFixer27 Well-Known Member

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    Yep
     
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    Walking facefirst into a big T
     
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    Nitroing through a mine field thinking they are all friendly...
     
  7. HARPO!

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    I’ll make one, give me time though. Super busy for the next two weeks.
     
  8. SeaNavy

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    Set fire to your ship
    Shoot a carro at a defender
    Nitro into an enemy mine
    Use your team fixer as a speeder bait

    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb ways to die

    1v5 all enemy ships
    Run into Napalm fire
    Stay in a big red target
    Explode a big torp next to your teammate

    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb ways to die

    Float the whole entire game
    Block all your teammates' shots
    Don't put tesla shield up in line of fire
    Use a level 1 common triple torp

    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb ways to die

    Stay away from your fixer
    Scrap your tier 5s everyday
    Challenge Banderas to a 1v1
    I wonder what's this blue button do
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    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb ways to die

    Don't play Battle Bay near the end of rivalry
    Use your Mk1 for no good reason
    Use 2000 pearls to speed up training crew
    Go for the capture when your teammates are fighting
    Be a selfish fixer with level one duct tapes
    Use a sniper cannon with no crit chance perks

    The dumbest ways to die
    The dumbest ways to die
    The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie
    So many dumb
    So many dumb ways to die
     
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  9. SupremeCalamitas

    SupremeCalamitas Well-Known Member

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    Hey, speeding up training gets you EXP and talents faster.
     
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    Yeah, but using 2000 pearls to speed it up? That's not worth it in my opinion
     
  11. Gnu

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    What have i come to?
     
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    Life.
     
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    Is this what i've been looking for this whole time?
     
  14. SupremeCalamitas

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    When you nitro into that mine right before a kill...

    Ur going so fast you don't got time to look..

    Ooh what's that? YES A KILL FOR FREE- shoot. I blew up
     
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    To me it is, it's basically an investment
     
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  16. Agile Vanguard

    Agile Vanguard Well-Known Member

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    Wow! That was awesome. We can use clips for custom battles and the songs can be sung by a cringy kid. Yay.
     
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    Out of curiosity: how many common t1 mines a speeder could nitro into? Like building a minefield and then going trinitro with all cd perks:cool:
     
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  18. TheFixer27

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    Oh and also the mine planter needs to have no blastian talents
     
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    Sorry for the necro! :p I'm helping a friend of mine, DilligentPhantom, post his idea. All credits go to him!


    Go right into naplam's fire
    Split up when times are dire
    Huddle together and get torped
    Keep failing all your shots

    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb ways to die

    Try to 1 v 5
    Camp till you lose your life
    Sail right through a mine
    Run right out of time

    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb ways to die

    Use your fixer as speeder bait
    Stay in the bertha right to your fate
    Attempt to carro a defender
    Play too much of an offender

    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb ways to die

    Get flanked by a speeder
    Forget your job as a healer
    Be that suicidal boat
    Can't even keep yourself afloat

    Dumb ways to die
    So many dumb ways to die
    Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
    So many dumb ways to die

    Run into that speeder's stun
    Stand in that enemy's railgun
    Forget to equip your ship before battle
    Nitro into a wall of metal

    The dumbest ways to die
    The dumbest ways to die
    The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie
    So many dumb ways to die
     
  20. ShipCrusherCz

    ShipCrusherCz Well-Known Member

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    1. hugging a wall when you are a defender and there is an enemy speeder with big torp and ass kicking blast roaming around while he killed 2 your teammates in one deadly rush
    happened in my last battle, got double (almost triple), three stars and new damage record (11k damage):p
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    2. nitroing right in the torpedo when you have only 500 hp left
     
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