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Dirty cheap bandages coming your way soon...

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by Babablacksheep, 16 Mar 2018.

  1. Babablacksheep

    Babablacksheep Well-Known Member

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    What do normal companies offer
    Screenshot_20180317-030205.png meh those bandages(Its just a wrap) .. Those are for broke people
    We, rovio entertainment! Are glad to offer you premium bandages which are
    - Pink which has shade of magenta and fuscia(cuz rich ladies like em) (even guys do, just saying!)
    - carefully engineered with intricate beauty
    - allows t4 evolution
    - Heals you every 5 secs, because time is important.
    -These compact bad boys wont consume space

    Be ready to empty your wallets ladies & gentlemen & broke people who sacrificed their gas money and a good burger (go eat ramen ya fuckers)... We present you tha most reasonably priced and cheap "EPIC" bandage.. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE!
    Healing is no longer a privilege, it's your right! (how deep is your pocket tho)
    Screenshot_20180317-025102.png

    P. S. - - (177 INR-2.72$) (3600 INR-55$)
     
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    Babablacksheep, 16 Mar 2018
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    • Percy • Well-Known Member

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    Actually we get to pay a little extra. $59.99 :D
     
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    HARPO! Well-Known Member

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :D
     
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