Ohh..Roasted

Yo mama so fat she broke the 100 defense points limit.
Yo mama so fat even fixers couldn't heal her up to full hp.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined the game, the developers automatically programmed every player to block her.
Yo mama so short she became one of the crew members for battle bay.
Yo mama so fat everytime she played defender all 9 players were immediately destroyed.
Yo mama so old she knew the crew members before they hid their faces.
Yo mama so ugly she immediately became one of the crew members just to hide her face!

 

Devs should stop banning people for having some fun.

 

Yo mama so ugly she made a big torp frown.
Yo mama so fat she was one of the projectiles for a big berta.

 

Yo mama so fat her farts are more toxic than all global chats combined.
Yo mama so short climbing a defender was harder than climbing mount everest.

 

What a polite way to celebrate Mother's Day :/

 

Anybody remember this:

 

Thats from a while ago. I can't recount if I saw it or not.

 

Google would disagree:

 

Yes, it would.

 

You're looking at 2019 btw. It's 2018 right now.

 

Thank god I managed to see them before you did, they were by far the best ones in this thread. I wish I took screen shots

 

well its useless loading torps when theres no water left in the bay...

 

Yo Mama's so bad at the game that everyone reported her as an infamy tanker.

Also, why do roasts have to be yo mama jokes?

 

Your mamas so fat that when I tried to steer my boat around her, THE GAME HAD ALREADY ENDED!

 

Your mamas so fat that the game classifies her as a map unlocked at 20000 imfamy!

 

After I posted this, I started to lose infamy like an infamy tanker.

 

Haha

 

Yo mama so fat, she sank every boat she climbed on.