*ATTENTION ROVIO* YOU'RE RUINING YOUR GAME!

*ATTENTION ROVIO*
It is a logical fact you have made your game worse and not better with this update. I hate you.

You've always had a history of making bad decisions with this beautiful game you created, but I continued to love it anyway.

Inaccurate and ineffective gear score systems. Eh not a huge deal.

Downright ignorant matchmaking algorithms in ranked mode where teams have beenconsistently uneven at times. Aw you know they'll iron it out.

Added sound effects that are purely annoying and unnecessary.. now I have to turn my volume down to claim two boards of completed quests when I get on Wednesday afternoon because instead of the one WHOOSHCHING it does it twice for every CLAIM some god forsaken reason. That's one of the stupidest things I've ever seen in a video game what the hell is wrong with you.

There was a huge debate early on about the nature of sniper crits and many thought it was too high, too frequent, too effective for its range and easy of use. As a player who loved the sniper weapon I had mixed feelings about it but that's something which is in the open which can be debated, but overall in the end I felt it was balanced ENOUGH to be acceptable and not diminish the aspect of skill.

And theeeennn caaame.... A MAX AGILITY EVENT! WOW! IT WAS TOTAL GARBAGE! ALMOST COMPLETELY UNPLAYABLE!

It was by far the worst event yet. Excruciating to even force myself to play it for some coins. But guess what?

Playing it actually made me HAPPIER with the game of Battle Bay as a whole. It was a cold smack in the face that, holy shit, this game is actually balanced even better than I originally gave it credit for.

So i ranted and raved to my guild about how appreciative I am for the slightly slower pace, and how that event proved if they sped up the game any more it would dismantle most of the strategy and skill involved.

So many aspects to be considered. First of which is proper pre-positioning. If you don't start the battle in the right spot you can get totally screwed. Well hey now it doesn't really matter you can just circle strafe your way out of a bad situation, or OOPS I drove into the wall no problem I'll just instantly spin around and drive full throttle to safety. Partially eliminating the skill of needing to not drive into that wall in the first place. It's stupid.

I am a long range specialist. I use snipers and rails and blast and explosive cannon. I have mastered the art of leading a shot on a target at Max range or above. NOW, with everyone having the ability to constantly drive in zig zag patterns with almost no tactical penalty, it makes accurately and consistently tracking movement at log distances almost strategically impossible. It's a higher percentage of guess work now. And that's a freaking FACT.

It's a bold faced FACT you just ruined your game and have betrayed so many people. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

And you're going to see the evidence of that as people quickly stop playing your game.

Look at all of these hate posts already. You people are a joke. Maybe it's that cold weather up there, freezing your brains and keeping you from thinking clearly.

Whatever it is, I've lost all faith in you.

And even though I've worked my ass off for over a year to lead my guild into the top 20 and we were about to make top 10 I now have to seriously consider having to quit this game.

I haven't spent enough for tier 5 legendaries like Banderas, but I've spent more money on this game than I have on any other, and i did it because I wanted to support the community of this game and of my guild.

Now you've stabbed me in the heart.

There's many other factors that come into play here as well. Here's an example:

If it's twice as easy to dodge torpedoes now - are they going to up the damage on torps?

I mean, if I can dodge them without hardly thinking about it shouldn't one do more damage with they finally hit me?

It's mental retardation.

So if you don't undo everything you did in this update I and many others will not be able to face the abomination you just turned your game into.

P.S. You suck Rovio

 

100% agree with all of this. They ruined a really great game I’ve committed to. And just like that, I doubt I’ll play again.

 

For once I kinda agree with this kinda post.
I think they’re going to dial down the agility though, cuz the amount of criticism was insane.

 

Yes man. I agree with you 1000%
But about the latest update,it feels like we are playing a new game,not BB

 

Yes,but some people in the game still likes this new agility for all boats.So,they must reduce the ship agility to how it had been before(or just increase by 15%)and just slightly increase the turret agility for all boats(maybe 25%?)

Any thoughts?

 

Give those who like it epic ruddere or something...

 

I am losing faith in rovio as well. Like we get 1 update (debatable how good it actually is) every 2 months or less! They are not watering the flowers, they are letting them rot. Please water your flowers, and get on this issue, FAST.

 

OMG just thought of this. 2 months from now: sorry we ruined our game! We're going to remove these changes. Bye!

 

1 update every 2 months is insanely fast. Most other mobile games I've played would get one update every 4-6 months. Not to mention console games that get maybe 1 update a year and have entire companies working on them as opposed to the handful of developers at Rovio.

 

Literally every veteran player I know hates this update, it diminishes the value of the game and the long term goal of having to upgrade your ship and choose whether you want to be evasive or tanky, it feels like a cheap arcade game that has little long term replayable value.

 

Well maybe it needs to become easier to progress in the game.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA - I SO FEEL YOU BRO! Omg this made my day, so much truth in this whole post but this took the cake.

PS - if you click on the tile - not the "Claim button" but elsewhere on the tile - you don't get the first "WHOOSCHING" and can go back to only being annoyed once per quest claimed.