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Forum game: balance stories!

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  1. a_creeper_won

    a_creeper_won Well-Known Member

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    Strait to the point, THIS forum game is about, well making stories about the nerf and buffs that happen around BB
    Example: the nerf that Miku Da Yo 39 wants so bad:
    Feelix was up all night thinking of a solution to the problem that had been haunting her through every battle.
    Flare guns were tearing though all of her healing and there was nothing she could do about it. She pondered it for hours and hours. After a long time she thought of a solution. She mixed and bit of unobtainium with her green goop and it was done. It didn’t take out all the flare but it took out the most flare debuff
    (Flare healing debuff now doesn’t stack)
     
    a_creeper_won, 7 Jan 2018
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  2. TheAntiSnipe

    TheAntiSnipe Moon's haunted

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    Bhurt asked Burnice, "What happened to my spare gear oil that I use with my bullets?" Burnice feigned an innocent shrug. "I don't know, man. Did you look under the sugar barrels?"

    As Bhurt shuffled away towards a particularly large barrel of sugar, Burnice switched on her comm. "Did you manage it?"

    Isak replied, "Easy peasy!", as the enforcer turret clicked and whirred.
    (Enfo turret speed hiked, burn perks in tree reduced to 5% each)
     
    TheAntiSnipe, 7 Jan 2018
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  3. TheAntiSnipe

    TheAntiSnipe Moon's haunted

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    "Amazing! I have done it!", exclaimed Brock as he slathered the special composite on the hull of a defender.
    "Isak! Fire it up!" Isak activated the charge sequence for the experimental frostblaster. In an instant, the hull was frozen to the point where it almost looked brittle as glass.

    "Bhurt! Bring out that big gun!"
    Bhurt primed the dual triggers on the explosive cannon. A huge cannonball was hurtling down the range, it's red hot head ravening for the frozen metal...

    BOOM.

    Isak coughed, removing his frag grenade helmet. "Hot damn."

    "Yeah, Brock. Damn.", said Bhurt, looking from behind the barrel of his explosive cannon.

    The hull was intact. No frost. The frost layer had been knocked clean off.
    "Memory composite. Resilient, and causes frost to just shatter when hit," said Brock. "Don't know about you, boys, but looks like it's the end of Ice Age."

    (Frost nerf)
     
    TheAntiSnipe, 7 Jan 2018
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  4. Da Carronade King

    Da Carronade King Well-Known Member

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    Forum game: who am I?
     
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  5. Rinse & Repeat

    Rinse & Repeat Well-Known Member

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    lol this seems fun wish i was creative enough to join in :(
     
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    Disguised Well-Known Member

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    You're not alone :(:rolleyes:
     
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  7. ThatOnion

    ThatOnion Well-Known Member

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    Employee 1: looks like the fans are begging for a sniper nerf. Let's buff it!
    Everyone else in the room: *Cheering*
    Next update: Sniper buff!
    Fin
     
    ThatOnion, 9 Jan 2018
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  8. Mr. Chompers

    Mr. Chompers Well-Known Member

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    Bump.
     
    Mr. Chompers, 10 Jan 2018
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  9. a_creeper_won

    a_creeper_won Well-Known Member

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    Does this compound contain salt?:p
     
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    Hahaha, thats a good one.
     
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