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a shoutout to my !@#$%& teamates

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by Epekka, 2 Sep 2017.

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  1. Epekka

    Epekka Well-Known Member

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    ok, just stop getting DIRECTLY in front of torps and siting right in the center of a motar blast, guys! Do you even want to win anymore? Actuly, all of you SEAL CLUBERS don't! Just play the game right instead of being spineless morons!
    here's a list of boat-related crapyness! Enjoy!
    shooter: stop hiding behind me. I am NOT A TANK, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?!?! GO HIDE BEHIND THE STUPID 3K HP DEFENDER!!!!!!
    speeder: oh, yeah, make them all shoot at me. wonderful.
    enforcer: I never play this ship
    defender: hey, fixer would you want to heal me every once in a while? Just once?
    fixer: "I may be a fixer, but I can't heal stupid" is about right if you multiply it by 50.

    oh yeah, I forgot to say STOP BEING STUPID!!!!

    whew, just blew off a lot of salt.
     
    Epekka, 2 Sep 2017
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    Joey who Well-Known Member

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    Joey who, 4 Sep 2017
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    Epekka Well-Known Member

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    Epekka, 4 Sep 2017
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    did he just rage quit?
     
    hotheadgamerxD, 17 Sep 2017
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  5. TheAntiSnipe

    TheAntiSnipe Moon's haunted

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    Yay, salt!
    Hey, mk5 fixer! You ain't Chuck Norris, and this ain't a movie, this is crash 'n' burn! You wanna go capture? Well, sorry. Die in vain if you wanna, just don't take us with ya.

    Also, oi, enemy speeder! Stop laying those goddamn mines right the hell on top of our spawn! Jesus. Can't you just blast cannon like NORMAL speed--BOOM.
     
    TheAntiSnipe, 17 Sep 2017
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    Epekka Well-Known Member

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    no
     
    Epekka, 17 Sep 2017
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    I'd love to do this one day. Today was bad, but it wasn't bad enough. Got a 3rd Rare Repair Pulse so I can't be mad.
     
    Ultrah, 18 Sep 2017
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