NEW SHIP CONFIRMED (DEV SAID) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (NOT MEMES)

Rovio just confirmed a new ship: the BIG CHUNGUS.


But what is the BIG CHUNGUS???

• The BIG CHUNGUS has five red slots, 10 points total
• It has four blue slots, 8 points total
• It has four green slots, 4 points total
• It has two teal slots, 4 points total

How is the BIG CHUNGUS able to hold all that? That's just how big that Chungus is.
Surprisingly, the BIG CHUNGUS is quite fast, able to use his rabbity legs as paddles to achieve a maximum speed of 2.43 (base 1.6)
BIG CHUNGUS is also protected by his armored, insulating layer of blubber, giving him a base HP of 20K and frost resistance.
Chungus is also quite agile, with both agility stats at 1.8.
The BIG CHUNGUS is also extremely buoyant, and has a 90% chance to use his belly as a flotation device to avoid sinking after reaching 0 HP.
According to Rovio, the BIG CHUNGUS is also well balanced, because 5 shooters with respawn shields and high-DPS loadouts have little trouble handling it. "Anything else is more screwed than our playerbase after the Hardcore TDM update, though" said one developer, who shall remain anonymous.

If you want a Chungus to call your own, you must win fifteen games of hardcore TDM, drink two liters of carrot juice, and then stand on your head while singing the ancient Chungus Chant. Only Rovio knows the Chungus Chant, but $4000 USD will get you access to the majestic lyrics.

 

is it a joke or something real is coming .

 

this is a joke... it's in offtopic... with the meme tag...

 

Update: Price is being bumped up to $5000 USD. Devs don't want just anybody to have the Big Chungus, you see...

 

I'm assuming is that plus you need to level it up with pieces. A cheap $5000 for a pack of 2!

 

When I saw this thread name,I first thought that it was real XD.

Well done, @Redneck Messiah

BTW,what is Big Chungus? I don't know about it

 

It's the new Ugandan Knuckles... basically a fat Bugs Bunny that became a meme. It's also the definition of "Master Race"

 

Is Big Chungus agile enough to be: *Flicks hair*

Agile Vanguard?

Lol.

 

A dev liked it!
Maybe they’ll really add it?

 

lmao!

 

We should have a 5V1 battle against a huge boss controlled by a 6th player. Weapons,stats and appearance to the MAX!

 

The 6th player would have a big chungus! The mode would be Chungus Battle. You would get a legendary "this is how mafia works" perk for winning, of course.

 

It will be available in PS4 and Xbox sadly