An Experiment In Toxicity (Or Idiocy, I'm Still Making Up My Mind)

Hey is your infamy really 1000?

 

More than that now. Why?

 

No I just thought you are around 3500 to 4000 since you wrote many guides. I guess I'm just wrong

 

My skill level and experience is probably a lot higher than my infamy, since I quit ranked a few months back because the matchmaking was so god awful that the small rewards and rare infamy gain simply weren't worth all the time I was putting in. Just now getting back into it, rising at a quick pace. Hoping to break 13-1500 next season, but we'll see... Or I may just get matched with a tape fixer and three FB spammers and ragequit for a few months again lmao

 

It's here! And it's awful!

Good god, I will NEVER do this again. SO slow, incredibly lacking in attack power, next to worthless yellows... the list goes on. Enfos are not meant to be this slow... and I had no idea just how miniscule
the boost from a low level common nitro is. The other loadouts were somewhat playable, but this... yikes. "Turtle with a popgun and an ice cube tray" is the best way to sum THIS crap up.
Next episode: Some speeders have been known to use a railgun and a one point red... so naturally, Redneck Messiah will use a railgun, and only a railgun, on HIS speeder. Happy now, @Agile Vanguard?

 

I got a mention! I mean- Reporting for duty!

What was the question? Ah, yes.
Your setup is perfect. Imagine duels with railgun lmao. What about tri tesla bolt or double tesls shield + unused yellow slot?

 

Perfect? You, sir, are a strange man.

 

Perfect for rage inducing I mean.

 

This seems like the perfect partner to a solo railgun. *buys third TB*

 

Stun 3 on 1 target and break it with railgun.

 

✔Done.

 

Not anymore!

(I'm kidding, I'll delete this when you ask me to.)

 

It's here!


And oh golly, is it bad. Never have I felt so utterly helpless as a speeder. I can't fight, and I can't run. All I can do is wait for cooldowns and stun. Got abused by a melee interceptor in my first game, and things went downhill from there lol. I was so happy to scrap the common bolt... I daresay this was even less playable then that enforcer with the tritorps, dual frost mortars, and gray nitro.

Next up: Those of you who read my True Speedforcer thread have to know what's next... I can't bear to say it.
*coughs*
It's Bubble Boy Speeder time.
*ends life out of disgrace*

 

Sometimes I wonder why I keep coming back... why I keep torturing myself...






maybe because it's the best way to get likes outside of the meme thread. People love watching other people hurt themselves.

 

Triple tape, dual bandage fixer.
Dual standard cannons and an overboost.

 

I’d make it triple box and a nitro, all the lowest CD items like when you did 5carro shooter hehe

 

That's a good one too lol

 

@JoshW, @Djradnad, I'll make it happen

 

Holiday Special time!
This is it, ladies... the peak of human evolution. THIS is how the Shooter should be played.

Obvious sarcasm is obvious.
This loadout did not make me any friends... well, it did... they just weren't friendly. I felt so useless with this. Played two games... first was 52 damage, second was 37. Not sure what's sadder... that I did this, or that I made a legitimate effort to fight with it.
It did actually let me enter battles with THAT as my only weapon... and I found something else interesting. In the lobby, my turret appears empty, but in game, it used the model for the standard cannon as a placeholder due to lack of anything to display. This cannon model was stationary and did not rotate with the camera.