Time to get punny

Alas, I Vanguard Swim
(Alas, I cannot swim)

@Help I Cant Swim
@Agile Vanguard

 

Aaaaa

 

Just that bad that it becomes funny xD

 

Hmm.. I guess I'm pretty "Chill."

 

Dude, don't make me whack you out of the ballpark with the napalm of my hand. That explosively awful pun means there's nobody left to defend you, much less fix you up. Don't try to speed your terrible puns past the Redneck Messiah, he will intercept you and reap your pun infested soul. This is your final warning to end the repulsive puns, son of mine.
Signed,
Redneck Messiah, Pun Enforcement Officer

 

If youve been thinking about doing karaoke with your friend, just duet!

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but i couldnt seem to find any.

I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend, but my neighbour is dead against it.

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

Dyslexics untie!

Its true i dont like soap, but you dont have to rub it in my face!

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.

Alright im out, have a fun day
Pun.me(check it out)

 

Hmm. You can just leaf your terrible puns in this threaded forums. (Is that good enough)

 

I don't care what you all sail, this thread is not punny in the slightest. In fact, it is as far from it as possible. If you people keep making puns, I'll have to seel you with my club, or prehaps blast you with my cannon. I'm not joking around; these puns are swiftly becoming the biggest dissapointment in my life, being triply as bad as the last thing that sunk my spirts into the ocean trench.

#don'tmesswithepekka'spuns

 

Don't think you can come shooting on in here and enforcing your awful puns on us. That kind of offense hits close to the home island for many people trying to live a fairly standard life with no smart alecks Intercepting them. Your inconsiderate behavior hit me right in the Feelix, mate. Please get out, or do we need to give you an overboost? Don't make us burst your double bubbles... just leave and we'll spare your dignity from a big, swift triple dose of revenge. I don't want to have to hold a BayGRUDGE against your for the rest of our lives, so can we just agree that it's about MorTIMEr to end the puns and make OffTopic a Chill Zone? Cold Riddance,
Redneck Messiah, Pun Enforcement Officer

 

These puns are way wards then I thought they would be. Can non of you stop? Because you berta stop. And don't tell me to mine my own business, because that would be a raily bad pun.

 

I'll enforce whatever I like, thank you. These puns are getting way out of hand... please refrain from damaging anyone's depot. If this continues, I will have to blast you into orbit so that you crash and burn and you experience a few wayward pains along your spine. I hope your awakening isn't too crude. My only regret is that I could not be the first to flood this thread with these awful puns. Please, stop. Get a life. Go to a midfight movie. Just don't provoke me, because I will Messiah you up.
Cold Riddance,
Redneck Messiah, Pun Enforcement Officer

 

My move? Okay then. *equips nitro*
Boy... Just give up. Victory is mine and you know it. You flare to defy Redneck Messiah? Let's see how that works out for you, Bubble Boy. (Yes, I saw your enfo replay on discord). The only things in your previous post were map related... I think you need my carronAID to come up with some real puns. My puns have you Tesla Bolting for the door, I know it. Goodbye, won't MISSile ya. You up for a repair boxing match? I sure am. Sorry to torpedo your dreams of pun glory, but your puns are subzero compared to mine, which are hotter than my four flare spam. You're talking about "Blast Night?" Funny you should say that, because I'm all perked up and ready to pun you over with my speeder. This has been fun, but I'm getting a bit TIREd, as is my defender. Gonna go hit the Isack.
Stun you later,
Redneck Messiah, Pun Enforcement Officer

 

Do you guys wanna go to the Chill Zone to put out that Flare? It would definitely Fix my sanity. But since I main Fixer, it's time for me to Flood and Repair your Fire Bombarded battle. (Kek I think my puns are even worse lmao)

 

GG

 

Oooh, was it Brock who helped me to shoot at least SOMETHING in your speeder?