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Chuck Norris is so tough........

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by YerJokinArnYer, 21 Sep 2018.

  1. nickatorit

    nickatorit Member

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    Chuck Norris is not buying more space for items, he squeeze all items to one spot.
    Chuck Norris is not afraid of lagging, lagging is afraid of him.
    Chuck Norris doesn't need any weapon to win the game, he just do it with 6 duck tapes and cruising all day long.
    If Chuck Norris is bored he is sniping enemies with repair bolt.
    Mine is not killing Chuck Norris, it is fixing him.
     
    Last edited: 5 Nov 2018
  2. Redneck Messiah

    Redneck Messiah Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris is able to control the spread on his missiles.
    Chuck Norris has never died in-game... he's lost all his health a few times, but Rovio is too afraid to tell him.
     
  3. The Otherguy

    The Otherguy Well-Known Member

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    He go a Penta that game too
     
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  4. TheAntiSnipe

    TheAntiSnipe Moon's haunted

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    Naw, he got a deca. His weps killed the enemy team TWICE.
     
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    Rogue Blueberry Well-Known Member

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    Epekka Well-Known Member

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  7. Redneck Messiah

    Redneck Messiah Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris once decided to play shooter. He ended up giving Banderas and American Marauder PTSD.
     
  8. Fixer sa Recto

    Fixer sa Recto Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris is so tough, He killed you twice in Normal Match.
     
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