Battle Bay slang

I saw @Mr. Chompers saying that we need forum post about slang used in these forums and I decided that I will create this because people (especialy new membere might struggle undestanding some phrases and words)

FORUM RELATED
as the title says this part is about words that are related to things in the forums

1. op - original poster, somebody who came with some idea, started thread etc.; look in the game related part for other definition
2. TL;DR (or tl;dr) - to long, didn't read, this appears mostly under long posts when someone is lazy/don't have time to read
3. RNGesus - compound of acronym RNG (Random Number Generator) and name Jesus; fictional existence which is responsible for your luck, drops of good items, getting critical hits etc.
4. MVP - most valuable posters; moderators of this community
5. af - some has some attribute which is really big; for example: "sniper is op af!"
6. lmao - laugh(ing) my ass off
7. ffs - for f*cks sake
8. brb - be right back
9. AM - American Marauder. Yes, this is used quite frequently.
10. dev - developer of Battle Bay. Used to represent community coordinators and anybody that works for Rovio. Could also be some sort of slang insult... at least that is what it is most commonly used for.
11. whale - person that pays a lot; they help to keep the game running
12. P2W/PTW/P2P - pay to win/play. Basically you spend money to make you stronger in game
13. F2P/F2W - free to play/win. Poor souls

GAME RELATED
now it's time to move to the game related part

1. turtle - fixer; used because of the green color
2. lawnmower - fixer
3. banana (boat/ship) - speeder; used because of the yellow color (and may be because of the shape?)
4. raptor - look at the banana
5. leggy - legendary; highest item rarity in game
6. BT - big torpedo
7. FG - flare gun
8. RG - rail gun
9. seal clubbers - people who intentionaly drop/control their infamy to have easier matches with lower mk ships
10. AFK - away from keyboard; floater
11. floater - person who floats; not moving his ship nor firing weapons
12. op - overpovered; in this case having stats to high, dealing too much damage or absorbing too high damage etc.
13. TDM - team death match
14. selfish fixer - now it gets tricky, there are three subcategories of this fixer type, they are 1) ultimate selfish - running only tapes 2)selfish - tape+pulse/box 3)not realy selfish - majority of items are for team healing
15. potato - player who plays BB but doesn't have any fingers
16. ExC: Explosive Cannon
17. LRM: Long Range Mortar
18. berta: Big Berta
19. standcan: Standard Cannon
20. carro: Carronade
21. blast: Blast cannon
22. bolt: Repair Bolt
23. ballpark: Ballpark mortar
24. torp: Torpedo
25. pulse: Repair Pulse
26. tesshield: Tesla Shield - "The most annoying word on the forums"

authors notes:
I am not in community for long time so I either might wrote bad definition or forgot something
help is appreciated, if you know anything that should be added to the list, write it in the comments

 

What's ffs?

 

That helps. Thank you.

 

for f*ck's sake; variation of For God's sake!

 

lol

 

Helps me really,thanks bud.

 

no problem, that's why I do it

 

I prefer this nickname:

 

Items Abrev.
ExC: Explosive Cannon
tesshield: Tesla Shield - "The most annoying word on the forums"
LRM: Long Range Mortar
Berta: Big Berta
standcan: Standard Cannon
Carro: Carronade
blast: Blast cannon
bolt: Repair Bolt
Ballpark: Ballpark mortar
torp: Torpedo
Pulse: Repair Pulse

 

Quite so lol, what a famous guy.

I've heard a few people say "dolphin" for someone between a whale and f2p, for those who do spend money but not up in the hundreds/thousands like common whales.

LOL

 

9. and 14. are from @Help I Cant Swim

 

FTFY- Fixed That For You i.e

FTFY

 

SPLASH

verb, adverb

When a player uses a weapon that has a AOE damage such as a Torpedo or a EC, and it hits another ship along with the targeted boat, causing damage to more than one ship.

“Bro, I was running with my Turtle and I saw a Big Torp coming, so I moved away, but the banana boat didn’t see it and I got splashed by the explosion!”

“The splash of the EC is nice when you aim it right.”

“My whole team got splashed by that FB. Good thing I got my Pulses!”

 

What happened to the legendary 'ok'

 

Pretty sure that the technical name for a Fixer = Lawnmower.