Dumb ways to die Battle bay version

Dumb ways to die Battle bay version!

#1 Stay in a shipwreck until you die

 

Would be cool If someone make a dumb ways to die BB version with a compilation of dumb ways to die clips and the music added

 

A video you want?

 

Yep

 

I’ll make one, give me time though. Super busy for the next two weeks.

 

Set fire to your ship
Shoot a carro at a defender
Nitro into an enemy mine
Use your team fixer as a speeder bait

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1v5 all enemy ships
Run into Napalm fire
Stay in a big red target
Explode a big torp next to your teammate

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Float the whole entire game
Block all your teammates' shots
Don't put tesla shield up in line of fire
Use a level 1 common triple torp

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Stay away from your fixer
Scrap your tier 5s everyday
Challenge Banderas to a 1v1
I wonder what's this blue button do


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Don't play Battle Bay near the end of rivalry
Use your Mk1 for no good reason
Use 2000 pearls to speed up training crew
Go for the capture when your teammates are fighting
Be a selfish fixer with level one duct tapes
Use a sniper cannon with no crit chance perks

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Hey, speeding up training gets you EXP and talents faster.

 

Yeah, but using 2000 pearls to speed it up? That's not worth it in my opinion

 

What have i come to?

 

Life.

 

Is this what i've been looking for this whole time?

 

When you nitro into that mine right before a kill...

Ur going so fast you don't got time to look..

Ooh what's that? YES A KILL FOR FREE- shoot. I blew up

 

To me it is, it's basically an investment

 

Wow! That was awesome. We can use clips for custom battles and the songs can be sung by a cringy kid. Yay.

 

Out of curiosity: how many common t1 mines a speeder could nitro into? Like building a minefield and then going trinitro with all cd perks

 

Oh and also the mine planter needs to have no blastian talents

 

Sorry for the necro! I'm helping a friend of mine, DilligentPhantom, post his idea. All credits go to him!


Go right into naplam's fire
Split up when times are dire
Huddle together and get torped
Keep failing all your shots

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Try to 1 v 5
Camp till you lose your life
Sail right through a mine
Run right out of time

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Use your fixer as speeder bait
Stay in the bertha right to your fate
Attempt to carro a defender
Play too much of an offender

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Get flanked by a speeder
Forget your job as a healer
Be that suicidal boat
Can't even keep yourself afloat

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Run into that speeder's stun
Stand in that enemy's railgun
Forget to equip your ship before battle
Nitro into a wall of metal

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1. hugging a wall when you are a defender and there is an enemy speeder with big torp and ass kicking blast roaming around while he killed 2 your teammates in one deadly rush
happened in my last battle, got double (almost triple), three stars and new damage record (11k damage)

Spoiler: battle results

2. nitroing right in the torpedo when you have only 500 hp left