Ohh..Roasted

Yo mama is so fat, if she gets in any boat, it sinks to the ocean floor!

 

Yo mama is so fat, she's an awesome leak to the MK 1000 defender!

 

Yo mama so ugly, she even made BHURT cry!

(Because Bhurt is always seemingly in a bad mood...)

 

u mean stupid


yo mama so ugly she made 5 defenders retreat!

 

yo mama so short, she couldn't even jump on the speeder.
yo mama so stupid she brought fire bombs, napalms and flare guns to a FLAME WAR in VIP Chat.

 

yo mama so fat everytime she got into a game as a defender, she caused the waves to become abnormally higher!
yo mama so fat, she was struggling to fit inside a mk 7 defender.

 

yo mama so fat in every ship she played as, she couldn't even move around!
yo mama so fat, every player classified her as a WHALE.

 

Yo mama is so inbred, she can do the 7 finger trick with one hand.

 

Yo mama so fat that you could slap her thighs and ride the waves.

 

Yo mama so fat that she can't pick up a repair box she's sitting on

 

Yo mama’s so fat, she uses frost launcher to eat ice cream.

 

Yo mama so fat that the game servers use her body content to distribute sugar to all the players

 

Yo mama’s so fat and stupid, she bought 200 Epic crates trying to find bacon.

 

Yo mama so fat that even when she moves her boat the game still classifies her as a floater

 

yo mama so slutty even tritorps can’t satisfy her

 

lol, Big Bertha might do the job?

 

yo mama so fat theres no water left after she spawns

 

Yo mama’s so fat, they had to rename Big Berta to: Big but not as big as yo mama - Berta.