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Correct names of weapons

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by Capitan Defender, 19 Apr 2018.

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  1. Capitan Defender

    Capitan Defender Well-Known Member

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    Ok i know this is super dumb topic...but at least enjoy some stupid names(if you dont like offenciv words,skip ahead)...here we go!
    CANNONZ:
    1.explosive cannon=sexplosive cannon
    2.blast cannon=last cannon
    3.normal cannon=minigun
    4sniper cannon=random critical hits(tf2 meme here)
    TORPIDUZ:
    1.big torpedo=speder's ding dong launcher
    2swift torpedo=SHWIFT torpedo(now get shwifty!)
    3.triple torpedo=...dead gun(rest in pastalavista)
    MORTARZ:
    1.standart mortar=trashcan cannon
    2.ballpark mortar=killsteal gun 6666
    3.long range mortar=sniper grenade
    4.big bertha=tactical nuke launcher that will probably miss u
    INCEDIARY WEPONZ:
    1.flare gun=fire cannon
    2.naplam launcher=bbq mortar/TheAntiCamp(lol)
    3.firebomb=big bertha on drugz
    OTHER WEPONZ:
    1.railgun=lazer pointer 9000
    2.mines=porqupine trower tier.X(yes now there is tier 10,enjoy 100k dmg)
    3.grenade=fire bob.oms(verry old meme)
    4.Carronade=CARROTnade
    Yellow itemz:
    1.frost blaster=railfreeze
    2.flost launcher=i neva freeeze mortar
    3.overboost=MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
    4.nitro=compressed fart generator( this is thx to my buddy Aalee)
    5.stun=patience blaster
    6.tesla shield=soap bubble
    BLU ITEMZ:
    1.standart shield=thicc plate
    2.big shield=EXTRA THICC ass plating
    3.turbo=MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE,AGAIN!
    4.gear lube= lube for pleasure ........ l:)
    5.bandage=duck tape 2.0
    6.rudder....wait who uses this anyways?no nickname for u....NEKST!
    FIXOR ITEMZ:
    1.repair pulse=pace maker for them carefree adults
    2.repair box launcher=lunchbox trower(goodbye good heal item)
    3.repair bolt=healing stun
    4.duck tape=dick tape/why?
    I hope u enjoyed some cringe...have nice day
     
    Capitan Defender, 19 Apr 2018
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  2. The Otherguy

    The Otherguy Well-Known Member

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    Here are a few weapons from a fixers perspective;
    Firebomb = Damage pulse
    Mine = Un-repair sphere launcher
    Tesla Bolt = Stops-Repair Bolt
    Flare Gun = Burning Duct-tape
     
    The Otherguy, 19 Apr 2018
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  3. TheAntiSnipe

    TheAntiSnipe Moon's haunted

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    Excannon= explody thingy
    Blast cannon=whishy thingy
    Swift torp=whooshy thingy
    Bigtorp=Big bada BOOM
     
    TheAntiSnipe, 20 Apr 2018
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    HAPPY SITHSHA Well-Known Member

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    Superb.:):):)
     
    HAPPY SITHSHA, 20 Apr 2018
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    Everything = __________ thingy
     
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  6. SupremeCalamitas

    SupremeCalamitas Well-Known Member

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    Warning: minor adult content
     
    SupremeCalamitas, 20 Apr 2018
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  7. TheAntiSnipe

    TheAntiSnipe Moon's haunted

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    Lmao
     
    TheAntiSnipe, 20 Apr 2018
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  8. SupremeCalamitas

    SupremeCalamitas Well-Known Member

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    Leg. Fire bomb: Ebola
    Napalm: Greek fire
    Flare: super Mario bros. fire
    Big Berta: Stuxnet
    Big torp: Brazilian wandering spider
    Carronade: shotgun
    AND FINALLY:
    TS: Gucci bubble
     
    SupremeCalamitas, 20 Apr 2018
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  9. Capitan Defender

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    Lol i did nut expected so much attention on this tread...thx guys...lol
     
    Capitan Defender, 20 Apr 2018
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  10. Capitan Defender

    Capitan Defender Well-Known Member

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    LEMAYO (lmao)2 GOOD XDD
     
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  11. Capitan Defender

    Capitan Defender Well-Known Member

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    U MUST HAV EBOLA...TO KNO DE WEHEY OF THE TRU DEFENDA!(r.i.pickles good normiefised meme)
     
    Capitan Defender, 20 Apr 2018
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    Lol, glad you like it. I copy-pasted it from an early post I made in the random thoughts.
     
    The Otherguy, 20 Apr 2018
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    Clearly your favourite :/

    download (1).jpeg
    ducktape.png
     
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  14. SupremeCalamitas

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    Part 2:

    Standard cannon: automatic Swiss Cheese maker
    Sniper cannon: the noobs' weapon
    Grenade: close range mortar
    Tesla bolt: osteoporosis
    Frost: ice cube maker
    Nitro: Warp item
    Overboost: SaNiC's BlEsSiNg
    Missiles: explosive shotgun
    Standard mortar: machine gun mortar
    Ballpark mortar: Little Boy/Fat Man (Hiroshima/Nagasaki nukes)
    TriTorp: underwater shotgun
     
    SupremeCalamitas, 20 Apr 2018
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    BOI that's gorgeous!:D
     
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  16. Capitan Defender

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  17. ImmaCerealKillerBay

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    explosive cannon- boom boi
    blast cannon- strong boi
    standard cannon- fast reload
    sniper cannon- noscope hitter
     
    ImmaCerealKillerBay, 21 Apr 2018
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  18. Capitan Defender

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    Y EVERYBODY IS PICKING THE 3RD OPTION XD?!
     
    Capitan Defender, 21 Apr 2018
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    I always select the trolliest options in the polls... Jimbo!
     
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  20. Capitan Defender

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    Hwy dis is my word!
     
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