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How to be the best player on the bay

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by Agile Vanguard, 13 Apr 2018.

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Did you find my ULTIMATE guide extremely helpful?

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  1. Agile Vanguard

    Agile Vanguard Well-Known Member

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    What you are about to read is the most important guide for battle bay in these forums. This is a guide not just for beginners, but for people in the Nightmare league. It will change your win rate from 50% to 100% and you will be a ultimate ship wrecking machine, even better than Porthos, Blacktail, Pewpewdie and other battle bay you tubers. You will even destroy PTW players as a FTW player. Here are the tactics to ensure you are the best player on the bay! :)
    The guide you have been waiting for......

    1. DON’T GO INTO MINES YOU IDIOTS!!!!
    2. Git good
    3. Pay money
    4. Crush everyone.
    Feel free to add in other tips and tricks but I am 99% sure that I covered it all.
    Using my golden nuggets of information, you can dominate the bay and sail your way up the leaderboard!
     
    Last edited: 27 Apr 2018
  2. Agile Vanguard

    Agile Vanguard Well-Known Member

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    Using my guide, you can teach it to others and help them to be the best player they can be!
     
  3. Agile Vanguard

    Agile Vanguard Well-Known Member

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    Can someone please move this into the strategy and class discussion forum?
     
  4. TheAntiSnipe

    TheAntiSnipe Moon's haunted

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    Moved to offtopic! For das memes.
     
  5. The Otherguy

    The Otherguy Well-Known Member

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    Someone is saaaaalty.
     
  6. Agile Vanguard

    Agile Vanguard Well-Known Member

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    [Insert troll face here]
     
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  7. What's Up Player

    What's Up Player Well-Known Member

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    On a serious note - how to be the best BB player? Just have the highest amount of money :D:D:D
     
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  8. TheFixer27

    TheFixer27 Well-Known Member

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    The bigger the wallet, the better!!
     
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  9. SeaNavy

    SeaNavy Well-Known Member

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    What if the wallet is empty? :eek::D
     
  10. TheFixer27

    TheFixer27 Well-Known Member

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    Eh eh eh.. .
    Credit card! !:D:D
     
  11. CoolDownHSNA

    CoolDownHSNA Well-Known Member

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    Go to a bank and steal all the money. If u get caught, blame it on Rovio :D :D ;)
     
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  12. SupremeCalamitas

    SupremeCalamitas Well-Known Member

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    Nah, if u got no money, just GRIIIIND
     
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  13. SupremeCalamitas

    SupremeCalamitas Well-Known Member

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    Not useful at all man. Everyone knows don't run into mines, your little ' guide' was nothing but a reminder. Get lost ( open the quote, look at the end of it).
     
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  14. SupremeCalamitas

    SupremeCalamitas Well-Known Member

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    Also, can you add a 'no' option?
     
  15. SeaNavy

    SeaNavy Well-Known Member

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    I'm 99.9999999999% sure that it wasn't meant to be taken seriously...
     
  16. a_creeper_won

    a_creeper_won Well-Known Member

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    What if RNG hit that 0.00000000001 %:eek:
     
  17. Rainbow Warrior

    Rainbow Warrior Well-Known Member

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    Doing it, right now!
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    Just don't know how money could improve my skills ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
  18. a_creeper_won

    a_creeper_won Well-Known Member

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    Pay someone to play for you
     
  19. Rainbow Warrior

    Rainbow Warrior Well-Known Member

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    It still woudn't improve my skills :D
     
  20. Miathan

    Miathan Well-Known Member

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    Stop working (no need when you already have money), play battle bay 10 hours a day
     

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