Reasons fixers can't heal you

Theres been situations when I go out to heal someone and they ie, leaving 5 unfriends staring at me

 

ROFL, I just had this happen. For reasons I do not understand the fixer took it upon himself to try to fix me. I was already on my way out and that left the fixer and 2 unfriends in the room I'd just vacated (Wayward Pains). There really wasn't much choice so I circled back in and bought the fixer enough time to get out again.

I try to remind myself that I also do lots of things that seemed like a good idea at the time

 

I usually get out if I nitro, but soemtimes I go slowly to bait out enemy speeders, then turn around and hit them with my carronade.

 

Bolt rule #53: There is always a friendly boat between you and the target you want to heal.
Bolt rule #54: If you move to the left, the friendly boat moves to the left.
Bolt rule #55: If you move to the right, the friendly boat moves to the right.
Bolt rule #56: If you decide to forget about the bolt and switch to your sniper cannon, a friendly speeder appears out of nowhere in front of you just in the moment you push the fire button.
Bolt rule #112: The bolt reaches your target in the moment your target becomes a wreck.

 

Lol ! so relatable

 

Oh too true

 

Box rule #99 :Rushing Teammates don't know what a repair box is
Box rule #100:Box always expire when you come back to pick them up right before you reach it
Box rule#101:Critically damage teammates are scared of boxes while the same guy while at full health rush at them

 

LOL, these occurs far too often.
There is also the case where you shoot a bolt to a friendly speeder or enforcer, and they nitro away right before the bolt them.

 

Do pulse rules

 

-Tean split to 4 direction and you only got to pulse one of them at a time
-The green light just barely touch that allied ship, then you realize the pulse just barely miss
-You release pulse the moment you die but the server thinks you didn't do anything

 

The chart won the forum for me. It accurately represents my increase in greying hair whilst playing a fixer.

 

Thanks