How it’s like to play BattleBay!!

The story of my life, wonder if I’ve got brain cancer by now or not!!? Lol

 

https://forum.battlebay.net/threads...-high-level-feels-like.506/page-24#post-71238


PASTE IT HERE(OFF-TOPIC THREAD CREATED JUST FOR POSTING MEMES)

 

lmao, can you add an option for frosttorped from behind?

 

All the 9gagers are here

 

Why people see me at 3350 and the hour I'm at 3100

 

Yes, It quite rare to get a team with avarage level of IQ, they all seem like below 60 sometimes

 

Just coming from this battle ... a couple of them wandered off despite me keep spamming together !!

 

Battle bay commands as interpreted by teamates :-
TOGETHER - - do not stay together fight alone and get killed .i m a lone ranger, i don't need no noobs around me!!YOLO!!

HELP(when low HP) ----(any other ship) What's that word never heard of it?
(FIXER) LET me kill some NOOBS WITH MY STANDARD CANON, imma heal you later[NO OFFENSE GOOD FIXER]

Stop capture!!!! - - - - - >once it reaches 99%,i will fire my shot . what's the fun at stopping in beginning, imma risk taker!!

Destroy XYZ------->Nope he is low HP, poor guy. I will take out defender with 7k HP first

Negative ------>Positive

Yes!!------>NOPE

ATTACK - - - - - - >BRO, Gotta drop some infamy, i like bullying noobs

 

And also when dealing solo kill and no one around, clear kill and no risk to die (does not say any command) -------> Random sniper bullet comes across map and steals the kill
Seriously only working as the opposite so I must start yelling that destroy command when doing solo kills

 

yes that is annoying especially when ur mortar is coming down then u relise there is a shooter that just used a sniper cannon that managed to crit.

 

This is offtopic, but notice that EVERY SINGLE SHIP has turbo?

 

Nerf turbo overused too OP it makes ships faster and allow them to reposition quickly. Nerf this BS

 

When you are winning 4 vs 3 easily, and kill stealer teammates rush to kill a 74 HP fixer...(managed to pull that match from 1 vs 3 to 1 v 1, but well)

 

Ouch that must have hurt

 

Goodness, that must’ve made someone’s day and finished 3 other’s day.
I lost 9 games in a row today, so thanks for the laugh!

 

Thanks for that pic, I learnt a lot from it.

Spoiler: what I learned

 

Benifits of higher Ace 1: Everyone else is in nightmare and you're the sh!t player. So 4 good players + 1 sh!t player is better than 1 good player + 4 sh!t players.

 

Both (smiley) laughing at my luck

 

The question is why am I playing with/against 2500 inf players while I’m at 3300 inf. Same goes for playing with/against 4500 inf players ... and why there’s a mk6 with epic T4/T5 weapons at 2900 !? Why should I go against an mk6 when there’s no mk6 on my team ... OHH wait .. we had a chance to win ... but you know what the mk6 with much stronger weapons won the game so ITS ALL FAIR, as always ... urghhh