Social Utopia a crybaby prayer

Enfircer needs 10K hp, 500 defence and 2 speed at mk4. Enforcer actually requires skill to use and that's unacceptable

 

And I want a yellow slot item that makes so that you can shoot as many item as are ready without that annoying little cooldown you get from activating an other item.

 

Ageeed.

 

It's good that u ppl want this n that.....But I want to do One Shot Kill.....Just shoot the enemy once with any weapon & "Boom".

 

I just want to get 3 stars in every game because I *know* I'm better than all my moron team mates.

 

I want a pony

 

Yeah, you go have fun with your pony, I want a dragon.

 

Would that be a red, yellow, green, or blue item?

 

At best it would be kind of a pinkish item. That shoots warm fuzzies and teddy bears.

 

And it would make their crew go to sleep.

 

Wait what? How do you guys imagine the colour pink with warm fuzzies and teddybears with dragons? Dragons are supposed to be terrifying, not cute and cuddly lol

 

So... Its a flame thrower?

 

Not sure what's going on anymore. LOL. Please Devs ignore this post! I don't really want a pony! Haha

 

That will be your Christmas item!

 

Give enforcer 360-degree turret agility, and multiply the power of a gear lube by 20 times.
Now watch for some interesting results.

And give speeder a max speed of 0.01

 

I haven't seen any fixers post anything soooo
I want another yellow slot
And blue slotttttt we have too low of health cuz those big mean unfriend kill us too quick, just because we're trying to scout for our team `~` PSA speeders can suck a torp
We should have a team mate magnet that we can bring everyone together so we can use our pulse effectively
Also nerf the Nerf on pulse, we need a buff.
Our pulse should negate an unfriends fixers pulse.
Boxes should have infinite range and repel mines.
Torps shouldn't be able to hit groups of 2 or more. And never a fixer
Most importantly we should be imprevious to all attacks from any angle, and repair pulse should have no cooldown.
Of course, we would also need teleportation

 

A common level 1 stun should also last for 5 minutes and 1 second.

 

So many whining posts in the front page. This is needed again haha

 

Oh and nerf mortars too I hate it when the enemy team tries to hit me from a long distance while I stay still and try to hit them from a long distance.

 

And a perk for mines that make them invisible until they explode. I'm tired of laying down dozens of mines only to have the unfriends dodge them all the time.