I will not Carry you.

This is 90% Shooters, but there's a Defender or 2 in there as well. I've only been playing 2-3 weeks but I've figured out the Win/Loss pattern with almost 100% accuracy. Being a Fixer, I expect you to go ahead of me...when a Shooter with double my HP refuses to take "point", that's a loss...if everyone crowds each other and accelerates with no hesitations or questions, it's going to be a fun match (and generally a win). If you are so afraid of taking damage...stop playing. Please. You're eating up everyone else's time because you refuse to pitch in. And when you *do* pitch in, it's because you're a coward that sniped from the edges and now you peekaboo behind a rock even though you're now on the losing end of 4v1. I thank the admins a million times over for the Report button that is now available after a match for AFKs and Abusers.

Next time you see a Fixer going first into the other team? It's because we'd rather die and go into another match with real players than heal someone in an 800 Infamy match with 3100hp that's too scared to play the game. My time is more valuable being productive elsewhere.

/Rant off...I love this game, hate some of the players .

-Ow Stop It
3XB Fight Club, MK3 Fixer for Life

 

That's what I do too. If I see that my team is full of retards I won't even bother doing my best since I already know the outcome. I just want to move on to the next match quickly.

 

Yeah it's really annoying sometimes... made me stop playing fixer, pretty much. I'd rather play a more damage focused boat so that if the team is idiots I can still get 1 star for losing by outdamaging all of them. On fixer you can indeed only die and hope your next group is better.

And you're right, usually you can spot right at the start when a match is going to be terrible. It's not 100%, because occasionally the enemy group is just as bad, but it mostly works.

You can't report people for being bad though.

 

As a shooter mk3 at 1800+ infamy, i agree with op.
Oo the level of retardation i have seen, i have no words for it.

 

Yeah I misspoke and it looked more intentional than it is. I don't report for being an idiot (in fact I've only used it once on an AFK Floater, thanks Sahara), but I'd sure love to :/.

 

Regarding reporting floaters, try to only report the one that never move. People can have incoming call or something in the middle of battle. Just saying don't abuse the option.

 

Oh trust me, he didn't move an inch from the starting area, and I didn't even know he was a floater until the 4 of us were dead and the other team had to come over to finish him off. He was a true "AFK" in every sense of the word. I actually have a pretty high tolerance for all other acts of stupidity; I'm too busy trying to keep everyone else healed lol. But yeah, if the waves weren't moving him up and down he could've grown some roots and started sprouting .

 

MK3 Fixer as well! Want to Fleet up so we can at least die together?