Shower Thoughts

Around monday

 

Yes, because there are only about 7.7 billion people in the world, meaning that eventually the world will run out of cheaters. And there are no other factors, which means no one ages, no one dies, and no one new is born, right? So you'll be first in approximately 7325 years.

 

Most creative answer.

 

How do you have to say: “shower”?
As in show, shower, showest
Or more as the “douche” word?

Personally I would say it as show+er It will be wrong (because I think it), but just to know for sure

 

How many questions cab you ask in one pst? 1? 2? 3? 4? Or even more than 1000?

And what is the shortest time existing? Is it a milisecond, or even smaller?

Why can’t my room just be tidied up by gnomes? Why do I need to do that?

Why do people listen to music? Is it because they don’t want to look at music?

Why do people look anime? Is it because they can’t smile anime?

How many questions did I ask now?

Will anybody answer these questions?

Will anybody ever make 0 mistakes in English? No grammar mistakes, no spelling mistakes, no pronunciation mistakes, nothing at all?

Will I live longer than today?

Is it possible to ask this question in an other way?
Does it be possible to ask this question in an other way?

How many people do remember Nikkie2.0?

How many easy questions can I ask?
• What is 1+1?
• What is a noun?
• What is a verb?
• Does anybody know how you call this “!” thing in English?

Are there much swear words in English (no examples needed, just a yes or no lol)

Why do teachers never learn you swear words?

Why am I not yet 81? I’ve been 8+1 years old, 8-1, 8:1, 8x1 but still I’m not 81....

What are English question words?
Will I still have a Nikkie censor when I’m 81?
What is the difference between should and shall

What is the difference between would and will?
Did my English improve from the moment I was 1 years old?

Why did no one ask a question from 21 Dec 2018 until now?
Is until written with double L? Or only one L?
Why does no one know the difference between I and l ?

Did no one take a shower from 21 Dec until now?

Why does everybody have parents?

Why were people surprised when there was yesterday a newbie in the game? (That was reaaaally funny lol)

Why can I ask this questions?
How do you write dates like Americans do?

Why did my phone drop from 95% to 89%

What would the battle bay developpers (or with a F? Developpers, developers, defeloppers, or defelopers?) be doing? Or doing be?

Can anybody write more than 60 questionmarks in 60 seconds?

Is this my longest message ever?

Should or would anybody like this message?

 

I think about this all the time. If you slowed time down to the infinitith of a second, is everything completely frozen? Or there are an infinite number of decimals between 2 whole numbers but we go through all of them when counting to 1.

Idk. I just think about hypothetical questions in my free time. Even when I'm playing sport or reading a book.

Also, have you ever had a situation when you are thinking of a hypothetical question while reading a book such as: Does time exist or are we just a bunch of freeze frames put together? and you turn to the end of the chapter and you have no idea what you just read because you where thinking of the possibilities of time? Maybe it has something to do with my INFP personality.

 

What is INFP?
Because this:


Made me look like this:

 

INFP is a personality type.
The site calls it mediator but I call it hermit mode lol.

Here's the test if you want to try it for yourselves.
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

 

When can I upgrade my shop?

 

How many questions cab you ask in one pst? 1? 2? 3? 4? Or even more than 1000?
I don't think there's a limit.
And what is the shortest time existing? Is it a milisecond, or even smaller?
Check out Wikipedia's article on the SI system. It's called a "yoctosecond", one septillionth of a second.
Why can’t my room just be tidied up by gnomes? Why do I need to do that?
…
Why do people listen to music? Is it because they don’t want to look at music?
There's probably more to it.
Why do people look anime? Is it because they can’t smile anime?
No clue.
How many questions did I ask now?
Counting this one, 15.
Will anybody answer these questions?
Yes.
Will anybody ever make 0 mistakes in English? No grammar mistakes, no spelling mistakes, no pronunciation mistakes, nothing at all?
Throughout their whole life? Theoretically it would happen eventually. In practice? Not a chance.
Will I live longer than today?
Who knows.
Is it possible to ask this question in an other way?
Does it be possible to ask this question in an other way?
Yes.
("Can this question be asked differently.")
How many people do remember Nikkie2.0?
No clue. What's that?
How many easy questions can I ask?
Plenty.
• What is 1+1?
2
• What is a noun?
"noun"
• What is a verb?
"asking"
• Does anybody know how you call this “!” thing in English?
An exclamation point/factorial sign.
Are there much swear words in English (no examples needed, just a yes or no lol)
Yes.
Why do teachers never learn you swear words?
Because that would get them fired?
Why am I not yet 81? I’ve been 8+1 years old, 8-1, 8:1, 8x1 but still I’m not 81....
Because math.
What are English question words?
What?
Will I still have a Nikkie censor when I’m 81?
?
What is the difference between should and shall
Shall is a prediction; should is a necessity.
What is the difference between would and will?
Will is a prediction; would (+ have) is a past-tense conditional
Did my English improve from the moment I was 1 years old?
No clue.
Why did no one ask a question from 21 Dec 2018 until now?
I don't think that's the case.
Is until written with double L? Or only one L?
One "l".
Why does no one know the difference between I and l ?
Because the default typeface leaves it unclear.
Did no one take a shower from 21 Dec until now?
Unlikely.
Why does everybody have parents?
Biology.
Why were people surprised when there was yesterday a newbie in the game? (That was reaaaally funny lol)
No way to tell.
Why can I ask this questions?
Because you have Wi-Fi.
How do you write dates like Americans do?
MM/DD/YYYY?
Why did my phone drop from 95% to 89%
Why did you drop your phone at all?
What would the battle bay developpers (or with a F? Developpers, developers, defeloppers, or defelopers?) be doing? Or doing be?
Right now? Maybe sleeping? Eating?
Can anybody write more than 60 questionmarks in 60 seconds?
Yes.
Is this my longest message ever?
More investigation required.
Should or would anybody like this message?
As of my posting this, two people.

 

Thank you for answering these questions

 

I've just realised something, guys!

I'm pretty much a walking trashcan, in both emotional and literal sense.
For example; this morning I was eating a piece of bread, and I realized, "This bread is nasty..." and I kept eating it.

 

No, because infinite is inherently without a value.

 

A thing with weeee XD



Btw, I voted for the thing with 0 votes back when you didn’t change it, and I can’t change my vote, so my vote is for Alien xD


But from those options, I guess “Battleship”

 

Nothing is offtopic in shower thoughts