An Experiment In Toxicity (Or Idiocy, I'm Still Making Up My Mind)

This is an ongoing social experiment. I have often heard people complaining about moronic loadouts in global chat, so in this series I will be playing TDM with the stupidest loadouts my small, potato-chip-craving brain can think of!
First up is this bad boy:
This loadout was... fun...
It got me a lot of people asking to be my "friends", and a shooter who kept whacking me over the head with his standard cannon whenever there were no enemies XD
I HATED this thing. Slow, weak, prone to Gatling reload glitches, and with the worst combo of yellow items I could think of... FLARE/BLAST COMBO, I MISS YOU ALREADY!
This is only the beginning... come back tomorrow (hopefully) to find out what happens when I put 5 carronades (you read that right) on my shooter.
Also, feel free to donate gold so I can buy a gray and a green 'nade and still afford to buy some rare teals. Anything helps.

 

Looking forward to the carronade spam

 

So am I! It's so stupid, because they reload so fast that two is all you need... I doubt I'll cycle through it all like I do with my main loadouts XD

 

I would say to do 5cannons since their reload is even faster, but then you could actually hit people at range so not as stupid as carronade a hehe. And maybe tri-turbo on that shooter lmao

 

Thanks for the inspiration!

 

Dual bigshield would be another option, but a little too promising if you ask me, unless you are up against a team or mortars than that lack of a turbo would be perfect lmao

 

Some suggestions:

• As many mortars as possible.
• Using tesla shield to block your teammate's shots
• Using tesla shield to block a mortar and nitroing out at the last second so that your teammates take damage.
• Spam railgun, *miss*ile launcher, torps or mine.

Bonus: Claim to have the last gearlube/rudder in the Chill Zone chat.

 

*buys three more railguns*

 

Tonight's episode is here!
Today I equipped a shooter with 5 carronades (my two mains, an evo dupe, and two low rarity ones bought just for this) and three turbos (all primary items or evo dupes).
Picture:
This got me the most "friend" requests of any trolling attempt I've ever done. Some were constructive criticism, some were criticism, and some were anti-Semitic. We need more forumites, people!
Surprisingly, my infamy didn't drop very far at all (I had to do this crap in RANKED because SOMEBODY *cough Rovio cough* decided to end the event today)
Anyways, gameplay sucked. I was fast, but wimpy and with no regeneration. My carronades were useless in nearly every situation (thanks FB spammers) and were so fast that I rarely cycled past my third weapon, which is the entire reason for the Shooter existing.
Next episode: An enforcer with one two point red, a standard cannon, two frost launchers, a common nitro, and twin bandages! But what will the two point red be? First person to reply to this post with a 2 SLOT POINT WEAPON idea will either drive me slightly insane or push me over completely, depending on their choice...


be kind to uncle redneck pls
use your powers for good

 

I have a rudder... I equip it now and then just becuase I will beat you even without my standard shield.

 

@Djradnad and I had a no loss fleet run while I was using double frost launchers, napalm and bpm on my enfo. He had double napalm on his shooter too.
Damn funny stuff
Not too many T1 commons on here however

 

Looking like I first reply with weapon! I am say to you: Uses the Triple Torpedoes.

 

This is pretty embarrassing, but I only just realized that you are st. Elmo.. on the forums I just read your name as one word “Stelmo”.
Took me a second to understand when I fleeted with you lmao

And yea that frost was terrific.

 

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of all the weapons to go with that loadout... you choose THAT?


end me

 

ha ha ha

 

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Hahaha

 

Railgun on a speeder!

 

okay, I'll have to get to that... been backed up a bit by infamy grinding and irl stuff. Am planning to get that enfo loadout up tomorrow.

 

That's a pretty popular choice actually

 

I once saw a player in chill zone chat using 4 railguns on a shooter. I wonder what playing against him/her would be like. Lmao.