Foundry Meatpacking, Incorporated

Welcome to Foundry Meatpacking, Inc. I'm Redneck Messiah, your totally 100% certified head executioner... I mean chef. Ignore that middle part.
Here at Foundry Meatpacking, we pride ourselves on serving worthy captains the charred remains of their enemies... I mean random waterfowl. Ignore that middle part.
Favorite dishes include Four Flare Spam, Firebomb Sandwiches, Explosive Burritos, and freshly 'naded Fixer Heads...I mean fish heads. Ignore that end of middle part.
We serve everything with your choice of condiments: Gear Lube, Aerosol Nitro, and our fan favorite Napalm Sauce. That last one really brings out the flavor of your dead rivals...I mean lobsters. Ignore that middle part.
We cater everything from slaughters, executions, and Last Stands to birthdays, weddings, and holiday parties. But mostly slaughters. We like slaughter...ing random waterfowl to feed you. Ignore that thing I was starting to say.
If you don't need our excellent catering service (Free Blast Crits included!), you can visit our restaurant. We only put misbehaving customers in the sauce, so you needn't worry! Feel free to ignore that part about sauce.
Order now at 1-800-BLOODY-MURDER... I mean 1-800-WHOLESOME-FAMILY-RESTAURANT. Ignore that beginning part.
Foundry Meatpacking: Quantity over Quality since 2018.

 

Is it from wayward?

 

Oh yes, we get most of our rotting corpses... I mean fine ingredients from Wayward Institute. They taste a lot like we do... I mean like chickens do.

 

Is the burrito itself explosive, or is that just the effect it has on your large intestine?

 

You know, I prefer beer-battered fish tacos. Cannibalism is not something I'm interested in. Anyway, WHO WANTS AUTHENTICALLY MEXICAN FISH TACOS?!

 

Hey @Redneck Messiah you're well known.

 

must've just hit that last night... news to me lol