MY LONG LIST OF PATCH NOTES

beware, these are ideas that only I could want. And maybe you’ll join the squad too.

Games-make them last 3;00, buff the speed of everything so we don’t feel like slugs.

Friends list-sort by guild name, name, star friends, show recently chatted with, etc,

Shop-make all parts buyable-meaning you don’t have to wait 6 hrs for 5 epic pieces.

Balancing-remove xcannon. Xcannon is too popular, and it’s unoriginal compared to the blast.

Ships-
Defender is 15% smaller
Speeder has no speed cap
Shooter gets -5% hp.
Fixer gets 10% more gear agility
Enforcer gets 1 less yellow point at mk5

Big shield, -10% strength.
Mini shield, -5%.
All ships get 10% more turning agility,
No buff to hp ship to introduce more strategic plays,

Training, make every train cost the same for each level for other members, like balance out the unlocking price of dr buzzkill etc.

Items-make EVERYTHING have 15% more strength. And the fully maxed out strength is 10% less

Leggy stuff-make them strong as t2 epics, and each upgrade gives 2x the strength of rare. Some math;
Rare blast, 200 base, you upgrade 10/level, max out stats are 700.
Leggy blast, about 400 base, you upgrade 20/level, maxed out stats are 1400. (Not uncluding maxed out strength nerf, etc.

Accessories, add skins.

Deals: make each gold cost 500/pearl, when up to 10k, it’s 1k/ pearl, when up to 30k, it’s 2k/pearl, when up to 50k, it’s 3k/ pearl, when up to 100k, it’s 4k/ pearl,
Same for sugar, except it’s 0,75 the price of above

Say you need an epic blast, you can get it now for 15$,
Rares will cost 5$
Premium crates will offer a rare+perk. And it’ll cost 300
Epic containers will offer an epic+persom it’ll cost 2500.

You’ll now get 1 SOLID pearl/match, unlike 0-3.
Battle ads will increase pearls by 1.
You’ll get 5p from dad, 10p from mom, 20p from gang, 50p from granny.

Guild: you can req parts to the guild, they’ll donate 1 for 2 to you. There is now a rank for officer-member, and new people get a [new] sign beside their name for 24h.

Raffle: the raffle will offer SOLID loot (unlike 75 rare parts!).

Rewards are 2k for common parts, 1k for uncommon, 250 for rare, 35 for epics.

The raffle now offers a leggy draws every 10 spins. They’ll give 1 leggy piece, 1 epic item, 6-8 free spins, 1 epic perk, 1 prem crate, 200p, 5 leggy pieces.
The regular raffle will cost 5k
The common quest gives 2k, uncommon 3k, rare 4K, epic 6k, leggy 8k

More shop: you can buy prem crates for 35 stars,
Uncommon crates will offer 1-3 rare pieces.
I’ll write more, I *promise*

 

Uh... then what happened to my tier 4 epic ex cannon that I love

 

youll get tons of resources (50% MORE parts and cells and gold used to upgrade it (along with the parts used to upgrade it)
And! youll get 1 epic box for every tier, 2 for t5

 

speeder has no speed cap...imagine mk7 speeder with three t5L turbos with one legendary and three epic perks on each

 

That would be fast

 

I wouldn’t mind that reimbursement

 

Speeder would love torps and mines

 

Ok, my stuff are completely out of order, but whatever.


You can't just remove a weapon, but if you're removing anything, remove blast. Removing ex cannon along with the shield debuffs will move defender usage close to 0% (totally not stocking up enforcer materials currently).

Speeder with no speed cap will cause a lot of latency problems and even more complaining about it.

Leggy stuff should not be as much as t2e because leggy are far harder to get, so it would be unfair.

35 stars is too little for a premium crate. 75 stars would be more reasonable.

And there's no need to remove a yellow slot on mk5 enforcer, most people use it for overboost anyways. It's the mk6+ with double bubbles that are op.

And 3:00 for a match I feel is too fast. Even if everything is faster, people are still going to be the same amount as hesitant to show their faces in the beginning.

And the shop parts stuff is party about luck. If the parts were available to you at all times, it would be too easy to get more parts, especially if the part donation function you suggested was also applied.

And buying the item duplicates at any time you want is going to make the game even more p2w than it already is and anyone who's willing to spend money will now be able to get t5 epics because they won't have to spend much now that it's not luck-dependent.

 

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Remove xcannon because it just is overused!.
There’s no selection of the certain weapon you want, which is pointless - like using a weapon that’s already powerful with little trains? No!

That’s why the devs need to release more updates - meaning they shouldn’t be as lazy as they are.

Make leggy items easier to gain, and remake achiements - some are impossible, and some are Ssooooo easy!

35 stars, x 8/star= 280 p, fine, make that to 40 stars, because 40 s is 320 p, 20 more than a prem crate.

Make all ships move faster, projectiles too. This’ll speeder up the games, which makes more loot earned, and watching ‘teammates’ wouldn’t be as horrendous.

Donations will be small, the more infamy, the more you can donate. As the parts, make them around 20%-10% more expensive for gold/part.
Mk5 enforcer shouldn’t be allowed to use 2x bubble, right?
And just nerf bubbles by doing: 4s reload, more % of bubble dmged, the more the reload.

Buying item dups, did I mention that there is a limit for everything?

 

If you want to remove ex cannon just because it's over used, why not remove turbo, big shield, standard shield, tesla shield, repair pulse, overboost, sniper, blast, flare, etc? Overused does not mean op. And even if something is op, it shouldn't get removed. Also, if it's overused everyone the reason not to remove it since so many people use and and if you remove it many people will quit
I didn't get what you said after "because it just is over used."

Let's be honest, the pearls required for buying stars are overpriced compared to what it actually takes to get them.

Just because everything moves faster, does not mean everyone is going to start charging toward the other team faster. The time of hesitation will still last more or less the same amount of time.

But my main point was not donation, it was the parts in the shop thingy.

For an mk5 enforcer to use double bubble they're sacrificing speed, and besides, if you're mk5, you most likely won't have 2 high leveled tesla shields. And the fact that most are using ob tesla shield shows that double bubble at mk5 doesn't prove as successful.

No, you didn't mention that there is a limit for everything.

 

I’m lazy, I’m not gonna reply.
Other than that, you’re victorious and now I shall leave the game and die

 

Umm, I suggest not leaving the game and dying.

 

LOL

 

Remove ex cannon entirely? LMFAO!!
ROVIO and app store better prepare for refund hell that they're going to go through.

 

but! wait!
instead of removing the xcannon, youll get the minigun!!

stats (op so you dont quit )
common 20
uncommon 25
rare 40
epic 50
leggy 120
each shot shoots a bullet, you can drag the joystick while holding it to aim.
each bullet takes 2s to reload.
the gun is a 2 slot
the gun shoots 2 bullets / second
dps for leggy: 120
the max hold count is 14
range: 30
projectile speed: 25
now stop whining about rovio and xcannon whatnot

*players who use xcannon get a minigun upgraded at 1/2 level

 

I'd rather have ex cannon lol. Minigun would take too much work to aim throughout the whole battle.

 

Lol No.
a) it's straight up stupid.
b) it's harder to remove an item than adding one.
c) Minigun sounds stupid too.

 

no

 

which ones?

i didnt know
eventually when blast cannon is op, and they buff sniper and its too op, so the devs keep buffind the blast, and then the sniper.
soon the blast will do 500 a t1 rare
and a sniper will do 300 a t1 rare
meaning that youre saving stuff should be BUFFED, but you have to think of nerfs as well.
say rudder and lube is a comptition, you keep buff one, and switching to the other.
and soon commons will be effective as rares

*i assume this is what you mean*

i would just call his patch notes, because once the features are in-game, theyll turn into "patched notes"