1. Hey please check out our new forum Suggestions and Ideas found in the area "The Bay" - as we love all your ideas and want to collect them in one place, - please use it going forward. :) Thanks already for helping to make Battle Bay an even better experience. Remember: If your idea already exists - simply add your comment or like to an existing one so we avoid duplicates.
    Dismiss Notice

What would happen with a team with only 1 type of boat

Discussion in 'Offtopic' started by SupremeCalamitas, 13 Jun 2018.

  1. SupremeCalamitas

    SupremeCalamitas Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    19 Feb 2018
    Messages:
    2,089
    Occupation:
    I don't think it's your business
    Location:
    Anime
    Both teams are all -insert boat here-

    shooter: ITS RAINING TACOS!! Oh never mind it's raining mortars and- OOF

    defender: this battles going nowhere, how about some tea?

    Speeder: nobody's hitting anyone. Let's join the defenders in their tea time.

    Enforcer: too many bubbles. Tea?

    Fixer: let's join the others.
     
    SupremeCalamitas, 13 Jun 2018
    #1
    Kurd1stan., Ultrah, Mr. Chompers and 6 others like this.
  2. TheAntiSnipe

    TheAntiSnipe Moon's haunted

    Joined:
    11 Jun 2017
    Messages:
    9,118
    Location:
    Classified top secret ;-)
    Awesome lmao
     
    TheAntiSnipe, 13 Jun 2018
    #2
  3. TheAntiSnipe

    TheAntiSnipe Moon's haunted

    Joined:
    11 Jun 2017
    Messages:
    9,118
    Location:
    Classified top secret ;-)
    Shooters:
    Friends: What have you puny unfriends got on your boats?
    Unfriends: Food, drink and plenty of mortars!
    Friends: Ah, we see y'all are men of culture as well.
    *Drinking games begin with shooters firing one mortar per shot of sugar water*


    Enforcers:
    *Boom*
    *Swish*
    *Boom**Swish**Boom**Swish**Boom**Swish*

    Friends: Oh forget this, we cannot settle this by fighting, we'll just keep missing one another.
    Unfriend: Well, how do we settle this then?
    Friend: I know...*looks at others**everyone nods knowingly*
    *Five minutes later*
    *Sick beats**DANCE OFF!!!*


    Speeders:

    Friend 1: Aight folks, let's take down these noo... Wait what? There's five speeders in the unfriends team?
    Friend 2: Confirmed, sir.
    Friend 3: Well then, what are we waiting for?
    Unfriends: Y'all thinking what we thinkin?
    *Eurobeat intensifies**Running in the 90's*
    *KANSEI DORIFUTO**vibes**rudder forevah*


    Defenders:

    Friend 1: Are we there yet?
    Friend 2: *Yawn* Let's just radio the unfriends
    Unfriend 1: Sir they're hailing us
    Unfriend 2: *Stops fatgirling on donut* put 'em throuf
    Friend 1: Hey, folks! Since we're all not going anywhere, how about some fun?
    Unfriend 1: What do you have in mind?
    Friend 1: *Opens hatch* *Shows off supply of coffee and donutz*
    Unfriends: Yea boiiiiiiiiiiiii

    *10 years later*
    Unfriend 2: Y'all got any more of dem... *DONUTS?*


    Fixers:
    Friends: Well, folks, we ain't gonna kill anything today... What's the plan?
    Unfriend 1: Well, I have a big supply of funny cat videos...

    *10 seconds later...*
    *D'awwwwwwwwwweeeeeee*
     
    TheAntiSnipe, 13 Jun 2018
    #3
    Ultrah, Mr. Chompers, SupremeCalamitas and 5 others like this.
  4. R4Z0R

    R4Z0R Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    11 Nov 2017
    Messages:
    972
    Location:
    why do u wanna know?
    lol wut is dis :p
     
    R4Z0R, 13 Jun 2018
    #4
    TheAntiSnipe likes this.
  5. TheAntiSnipe

    TheAntiSnipe Moon's haunted

    Joined:
    11 Jun 2017
    Messages:
    9,118
    Location:
    Classified top secret ;-)
    Just some stuff I came up with xD
     
    TheAntiSnipe, 13 Jun 2018
    #5
    R4Z0R likes this.
  6. Ash KOT

    Ash KOT MVP

    Joined:
    30 Aug 2017
    Messages:
    2,100
    Fatgirling... Learn something new every day...
     
    Ash KOT, 13 Jun 2018
    #6
    Ultrah likes this.
  7. HAPPY SITHSHA

    HAPPY SITHSHA Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    24 Feb 2018
    Messages:
    1,148
    Location:
    A Place that u could never imagine :P
    What does "Fatgirling" mean?
     
    HAPPY SITHSHA, 13 Jun 2018
    #7
  8. Aether_Zero

    Aether_Zero Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    6 Feb 2018
    Messages:
    631
    Dude... I want some of what you're on lmfao!
     
    Aether_Zero, 13 Jun 2018
    #8
    TheAntiSnipe likes this.
  9. PallabKumarS

    PallabKumarS Active Member

    Joined:
    22 Jan 2018
    Messages:
    271
    Occupation:
    Student
    Location:
    Dhap,Rangpur,Bangladesh
    Screenshot_20180613-212651.png
     
    PallabKumarS, 13 Jun 2018
    #9
    Ultrah, TheAntiSnipe, Mad_Bulls_007 and 1 other person like this.
  10. SupremeCalamitas

    SupremeCalamitas Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    19 Feb 2018
    Messages:
    2,089
    Occupation:
    I don't think it's your business
    Location:
    Anime
    Now, dees is how you make good funnies

    I wonder if the devs could make some very good memes or funny stuff like this.

    Probably.
     
    SupremeCalamitas, 13 Jun 2018
    #10
    TheAntiSnipe likes this.
  11. SupremeCalamitas

    SupremeCalamitas Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    19 Feb 2018
    Messages:
    2,089
    Occupation:
    I don't think it's your business
    Location:
    Anime
    SHOOTER:
    There's sideways hail!! Wait a second.. it ain't hailing OR winding!! RUUU- OOF
    -pop up: bumbo [legendary T5 standard cannon] yurrdurr-

    DEFENDER:

    Oh shoot.. a torpedo.. eh, eh, eh.. GAH I CANT MOVE!! aaaaahhhhh! -hit-
    Oh I'm fine. Yay!! -more torpedoes spotted-
    -bass boost as torpedoes hit the entire defender team and do nothing-

    SPEEDER:

    -hits another speeder with big torp-
    -GTA San Andreas mission passed respect + theme plays, bass boosted, with running in the 90's in the background-

    ENFORCER:

    -everyone is invincible because some giant is blowing bubbles-

    Well.. uh..

    - dance off begins with some bass boosted music in background-

    FIXER:

    OOF, I got hit. -heals-
    Thanks.
    This isn't going anywhere.
    CAPTURE!!
    We're getting shot every time we try to capture, shit.
    OK, OK!! TRUCE!!
    How about some tea, ladies and gentlemen??
     
    SupremeCalamitas, 13 Jun 2018
    #11
    Mad_Bulls_007 likes this.
  12. TheAntiSnipe

    TheAntiSnipe Moon's haunted

    Joined:
    11 Jun 2017
    Messages:
    9,118
    Location:
    Classified top secret ;-)
    *Hands over sugar water* here you go pham;)
     
    TheAntiSnipe, 13 Jun 2018
    #12
    Aether_Zero likes this.
  13. SupremeCalamitas

    SupremeCalamitas Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    19 Feb 2018
    Messages:
    2,089
    Occupation:
    I don't think it's your business
    Location:
    Anime
    Saitama says bump
     
    SupremeCalamitas, 13 Jun 2018
    #13
  14. Aether_Zero

    Aether_Zero Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    6 Feb 2018
    Messages:
    631
    Yay!
     
    Aether_Zero, 13 Jun 2018
    #14
  15. PallabKumarS

    PallabKumarS Active Member

    Joined:
    22 Jan 2018
    Messages:
    271
    Occupation:
    Student
    Location:
    Dhap,Rangpur,Bangladesh
    Your pro pic is too op....:p :D
     
    PallabKumarS, 13 Jun 2018
    #15

Share This Page