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  1. Gnu

    Gnu Well-Known Member

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    Yo mama so fat she broke the 100 defense points limit.
    Yo mama so fat even fixers couldn't heal her up to full hp.
    Yo mama so ugly when she joined the game, the developers automatically programmed every player to block her.
    Yo mama so short she became one of the crew members for battle bay.
    Yo mama so fat everytime she played defender all 9 players were immediately destroyed.
    Yo mama so old she knew the crew members before they hid their faces.
    Yo mama so ugly she immediately became one of the crew members just to hide her face!
     
    Gnu, 13 May 2018
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  2. vis1234567899

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    Devs should stop banning people for having some fun.
     
    vis1234567899, 13 May 2018
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  3. Gnu

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    Yo mama so ugly she made a big torp frown.
    Yo mama so fat she was one of the projectiles for a big berta.
     
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  4. Gnu

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    Yo mama so fat her farts are more toxic than all global chats combined.
    Yo mama so short climbing a defender was harder than climbing mount everest.
     
    Gnu, 13 May 2018
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  5. wreck your day

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    What a polite way to celebrate Mother's Day :/
     
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  6. Fluid Bait

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    Anybody remember this:
    Screenshot_20180513-103338.png
     
    Fluid Bait, 13 May 2018
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  7. YerJokinArnYer

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    It isn’t mother’s day in my country, but out of respect to mothers everywhere I will delete my posts.
     
    YerJokinArnYer, 13 May 2018
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  8. vis1234567899

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    Thats from a while ago. I can't recount if I saw it or not.
     
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  9. Fluid Bait

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    Google would disagree:
    mothers day.PNG
     
    Fluid Bait, 13 May 2018
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  10. Bradley Thorinsson

    Bradley Thorinsson Well-Known Member

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    Yes, it would. IMG_20180513_221226.png
     
    Bradley Thorinsson, 13 May 2018
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  11. SeaNavy

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    You're looking at 2019 btw. It's 2018 right now.
     
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  12. Bradley Thorinsson

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    Thank god I managed to see them before you did, they were by far the best ones in this thread. I wish I took screen shots:(
     
    Bradley Thorinsson, 14 May 2018
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  13. ShipCrusherCz

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    Does it really matter?
    Screenshot_20180418-213016.png
    :rolleyes:
     
    ShipCrusherCz, 14 May 2018
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  14. R4Z0R

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    well its useless loading torps when theres no water left in the bay...:p
     
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  15. SeaNavy

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    Yo Mama's so bad at the game that everyone reported her as an infamy tanker.

    Also, why do roasts have to be yo mama jokes?
     
    SeaNavy, 14 May 2018
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    Your mamas so fat that when I tried to steer my boat around her, THE GAME HAD ALREADY ENDED!:D:p
     
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    Your mamas so fat that the game classifies her as a map unlocked at 20000 imfamy!
     
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    After I posted this, I started to lose infamy like an infamy tanker.
     
    SeaNavy, 15 May 2018
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    Haha
     
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  20. I'm On A Boat

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    Yo mama so fat, she sank every boat she climbed on.
     
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