These are the Fixer rules of the bay!!

Repair Bolt rule #53: There is always a full health friendly boat between you and the target you want to heal.
Bolt rule #54: If you move to the left, the friendly boat moves to the left.
Bolt rule #55: If you move to the right, the friendly boat moves to the right.
Bolt rule #56: If you decide to forget about the bolt and switch to your sniper cannon, a friendly speeder appears out of nowhere in front of you just in the moment you push the fire button.
Bolt rule #112: The bolt reaches your target in the moment your target becomes a wreck.
Repair Box rule #99 :Rushing Teammates don't know what a repair box is
Box rule #100:Box always expire when you come back to pick them up right before you reach it
Box rule#101:Critically damage teammates are scared of boxes while the same guy while at full health rush at them
Pulse rule#70 Team splits to 4 direction and you only got to pulse one of them at a time
Pulse rule#71 The green light just barely touch that allied ship, then you realize the pulse just barely miss
Pulse rule #72 You release pulse the moment you die but the server thinks you didn't do anything

Enemy team
Defender charges,everyone else in the team accompanys him
Shooter spec ops snipers IRL and can pull off shots on a nitro speeder from the other side of the map.
speeder and enforcer perfectly dodge all shots
Fixer gets OP heal items that out damage 2 of your team's shooters,duplicates of Brizo and always heal the right person at the right time

Your team
Shooter:shoot ex cannon,blast,mortar,torp at speeder miles away with zero lead,cannot hit a defender at 1 range,
Always attracted by the enemy team,never retreat,do 1000 damage with tier 5rares and epics
Defender:Have 10k health but stay at the very back,when 4 tammates die he still take no damage
Speeder:SUPERRRRR SLOOWWWW(no turbo,only shields),move then stop inside a red berta circle for bonus
30% damage TAKEN
Enforcer: Activate a tesla shield then run to the side of a mortar circle to take damage instead of absorbing it
Fixer:Shoot repair bolts with no aim and always miss Fixers in your team are people who cannot heal at all


If you switch to a speeder at least 2 players in enemy team use mines
If you replace bandage with a sheild you will never have fixers on your side , AND get hit by a big torp at the very start of the match
Switch to bandage again and you will have 7 fixers on your team (it happen to me 80% of time )
If you stick with the team some idiot is gonna eat a torp.

If you don't you're prolly gonna get spotted by a bunch of shooters who have 15× scopes for eyes.

 

I have no idea of what this is! Pls help me!

 

What guarantees to happens when you use that item

 

Oh lol I get it now thx

 

Enemy team
Defender charges,everyone else in the team accompanys him
Shooter shoots all of his guns with 100% accuracy
speeder and enforcer perfectly dodge all shots
Fixer gets OP heal items that out damage 2 of your team's shooters

Your team
Shooter:shoot ex cannon,blast,mortar,torp at speeder miles away with zero lead
Always attracted by the enemy team,never retreat,do 1000 damage with tier 5rares and epics
Defender:Have 10k health but stay at the very back,when 4 tammates die he still take no damage
Speeder:SUPERRRRR SLOOWWWW(no turbo,only shields),move then stop inside a red berta circle for bonus
30% damage TAKEN
Enforcer: Activate a tesla shield then run to the side of a mortar circle to take damage instead of absorbing it
Fixer:Shoot repair bolts with no aim and always miss

 

This is sooooo true
Look at this battle log

Most of the time when my team lose the scenario is like this .

 

It's almost too good to be true

 

Bolt rule #112 is absolutely right....happens with me much time

 

Enemy team: mk 6,6,6,6,5
Your team: mk 5,5,3,2,2

 

If you switch to a speeder at least 2 players in enemy team use mines

If you replace bandage with a sheild you will never have fixers on your side ,
Switch to bandage again and you will have 7 fixers on your team (it happen to me 80% of time )

 

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Just spectate from ice.dragon.84 , sorry i cant make it a link right now

 

The fixers on your team would not heal you even saying"HELP" from a 5 range. The fixers on your opponent team will heal infinite Amounts of time that your every shot is as good as a waste(as that gets healed up instantly).

The shooters on your team are mostly lame and lazy. They take decades to choose a target and end up at 700-800 damage.
While the shooters on your opponent team are like the Calvary, they do tons of damage multiple times at once. Example ( A shooter with all mortars, one after the other it shoots constantly that you have no chance to survive that load).

Also you will see some shooters purposely hitting the TORPS. I literally saw a replay recently that was hilarious and stupidity at the same time. A shooter in my team saw a torpedo (big torpedo actually) near his way.
It was not going to hit him if he didn't purposely came in its way and lost like 70% of his health. And got killed soon with a sniper.

 

You changed the thread's title?

 

What was it originally?

 

These are the rules of the bay!