The Random Thoughts of the Community

I personally don't mind the new guild matchmaking.
Even though

 

I had a dream where I was a captain of a speeder.
The captains quaters were small.

 

I dreamed of a time when I was the best player on the bay
Thats because everyone else were dead

 

Lol we are still on board 3, the last quest, no one uses standard mortar so it atke so long to do.

 

Change name to "No one".
Go around liking peoples posts.

 

So, after playing a speeder/enfo with a blast cannon my whole BB career, I decided to play a boring shooter with sniper/mortars on my small account.
I must say 2 things:

1. Sniper is literally only op because of the two +25% crit damage talents. Why the hell would you need to add those talents to a weapon that can hit at any range with no aiming and has the highest crit chance of all cannons. Also, the stupid, recent auto-aim feature really only helps to make sniper more op.
2. It's boring to stay at range and be a slow, fat-ass shooter, who just hits people with his stupid sniper and mortars. After getting 2 epic flares, I'm just hoping I can get some fire damage perks to put on my blast cannon, and be an amazing speeder once again, but I only have 975hp because I use turbo.

There is really no fun in being slow and not getting into risky situations (even defender would be more fun because you're literally a tank who goes through everything).

Spoiler: lol

Also, while writing the word 'mortar', I accidentaly wrote 'morstar' which looks and sounds like 'more stars'. lolol

 

I have finally reached my Goal!!!!

Oh wait...

 

This is the song that is running through my mind right now

 

a ha but I bet u wont be the first player to have two accounts on the notable members list

 

Another page in my career.
Only Master in two teams of Ace.

Fun battle https://replay.battlebay.net/DGXYVWZX#FDCRXQWW

Yellow vs Red: absolute massacre https://replay.battlebay.net/QVMWWQYB#FDCRXQWW

 

Lol I was one of the only two mk5s in a fight with 8 mk6s.

 

My inner clock is slightly off.

 

BRING IT ON!!!

 

Morning boys and girls, I'm gonna sing y'all a little song, from my band: The Roaches. It's called, "Neon Submarine"
1... 2... 3... 4!

IN THE BAY, WHERE I WAS BORN, LIVED A MAN, WHO SAILED BENEATH.
HE HAD A NEON SUBMARINE, WHICH I HIJACKED, IN A HEARTBEAT!

UERGUY LIVES IN A NEON SUBMARINE, A NEON SUBMARINE, A NEON SUBMARINE!

UERGUY LIVES IN A NEON SUBMARINE, A NEON SUBMARINE, A NEON SUBMARINE!

ALL MY FRIENDS, WERE ALL ABOARD. EVERYONE OF THEM, WANTED TO EXPLORE. AND THEY LEFT, THE VERY NEXT DAY. CAUSE IT SMELLED, OF DECAY.

UERGUY LIVES IN A NEON SUBMARINE, A NEON SUBMARINE, A NEON SUBMARINE.

UERGUY LIVES IN A NEON SUBMARINE, A NEON SUBMARINE, A NEON SUBMARINE.

SO ALONE I SAILED, UP THE SEWER. TILL I FOUND, A SEA OF PEE. AND SO I LIVED BENEATH THE SEWAGE, IN MY NEON, SUBMARINE!

UERGUY LIVES IN A NEON SUBMARINE, A NEON SUBMARINE, A NEON SUBMARINE.

UERGUY LIVES IN A NEON SUBMARINE, A NEON SUBMARINE, A NEON SUBMARINE!!!

Hope y'all enjoyed my song...
@Babablacksheep @The Otherguy @Da Carronade King

 

You arranged it!
ENCORE!

 

I also added an introductory verse!

 

Question: Which one?

1. 
   
2. 
3. 
4. 
5. 

 

1 or 4

 

I made a mash up too.
6.
lol

 

Do you think I should rename myself to:

A) Me 'n' 4Noobs
B) Destroy Noobs First
C) Noob Magnet
D) my boat (When enemy would do "destroy xxx" it would be hilarious)
? Any new ideas?